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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Devoidless
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you do realize that seven inches is the length of the longest line in your post? trust me, I measured.

I also think this fact was overlooked, how do you plan on tying the leash to the toolbox?


No, I am oblivious the standard unit of measure in the land which I was born and live in. I assume it is somewhere between a furlong and a chord. Am I close?

Leash has a loop in the end you put your hand through. Loop the other end around the toolbox (in the space between handle and box) and loop through...well, loop on the leash one or twice.
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Would you guys like me to set up a expiremental video of this? i dont have a msall tool box mind you, but im sure an ice cream bucket full of sand will do. i'll even use the dog leash's we have, we have different lengths and thickness.

either way, i'll just set up a mellon or something and use it as a target. if i can get it. then the idea is great. if i cant, then the idea is just good, as you said, your not aiming for the head nescesarily just trying to push them back of knock them down.

FlyinHawaiin
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one of them should make a video or show us a video of someone trying to swing a toolbox attacked to a leash, or failing to do so

sirfrank
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Well no people have used maces in the past and they were balls on chains so........
Lathus who cares about the length of his posts it's the quality that matters.
It is rather easy to tie things together if it is not let lightning hit me.
Hey i'm still alive...

FlyinHawaiin
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if it is not let lightning hit me.
Hey i'm still alive...


R.I.P "sirfrank" Died on Dec. 9, 1994
Lathus
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Well no people have used maces in the past and they were balls on chains so........
Lathus who cares about the length of his posts it's the quality that matters.
It is rather easy to tie things together if it is not let lightning hit me.
Hey i'm still alive...


Name six knots you can use to tie sails.... i didn't think so.

Lathus who cares about the length of his posts it's the quality that matters.


Merely trying to give a visual image.
Lathus
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sorry for double posting.

No, I am oblivious the standard unit of measure in the land which I was born and live in. I assume it is somewhere between a furlong and a chord. Am I close?


4 out of 10 americans know the approximate length of 9 inches.
Lathus
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Wow, and uh... a furlong is 220 yards. try backing up just a bit.

Lathus
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closer measurement: 1 16th of a rod

sirfrank
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Wow 4 posts in a row nice job(sarcasm).
I may not be able to name six but don't you just need one to tie a knot?
Why do i need a visual image?

p.s The afterlife up here isn't that bad i am in a hot bath and i am having acupuncture done with a three-pronged spear to me.

PossibleInstability
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UNLESS your plan miraculously isn't COMPLETELY TORN APART by possible instability.


I do what I do for you. So stop complaining. I also found out why I am so critical about others' plans, I compare them all to my own.

Who has been permabanned, I think.


Nope, just 7 days.

D: He will be back though, I'm possitive! (YOU BETTER!)


Sorry, I was "vacationing".

He will return, named "ArguablyPsychotic!"


Nope, DefinitePsychosis. Unfortunately there's a slight problem with that name at the moment.

Adrenaline: even i don't know why these are here.


Same reason as the health packs. Early on it was probably thought that adrenaline may help (as it does with allergies).

In conclusion, Devoidless is right, Lathus shut up you're making yourself look like an even bigger idiot and I want to rip apart some plans that I've missed recently.

Boomer Biles: Um... ER... Look! the Good Year Blimp (jk). Well, perhaps the military discovered its use, bottled it, and used it as a diversion when evacuating/exterminating.


It's carried by the CEDA zombies leading us to believe they sealed it in there for further study.

Really want to tell me that would be impossible to do as mentioned with? Inertia and centrifugal force. All anyone needs.


Hey, did you know that because gravity pulls on stuff that means it must automatically fall to the ground? Say, for example, you fill a bucket with water and swing it in a circle all the water will just fall out the first time around. Oh wait...

No, I am oblivious the standard unit of measure in the land which I was born and live in. I assume it is somewhere between a furlong and a chord. Am I close?


No, it's closer to a chain.
Sarquann
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I dont think the maker of this story read world war Z because it said there is 1 million people who survived the zombie war, duuh

the_manta
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It's not a story, it's a club. And who cares, this isn't World War Z, it's our own club with our own rules.

@PI: Your not being perma'd is a victory in ZSC history.

PossibleInstability
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@PI: Your not being perma'd is a victory in ZSC history.


Somewhat, to be honest it really wasn't perma worthy.
the_manta
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Somewhat, to be honest it really wasn't perma worthy.


Yes, but Strop has banned you 2 or 3 times before, no?
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