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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Cenere
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well first i would gater every one take only what i would need to survive and sneak out the back door trying to bring the least amount of attention to my self as posible.

How would you gather every one, how many are every one for that matter.
What is 'only what you need'?
What if there are zombs in the back yard?
Is 'everyone' going to do anything?
Kronikkitten
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ok im sorry i did not explain that well .


first in the scenario it said youre famliy im in a famly of five. i would tell them the plain and i would hope they would follow me. if zombies are in the back yard then i would find the exit with the least amount of zombies near it go and find the safist place i would find and stay with the outher survivours. if there are any

Kronikkitten
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um so am i in

TrayDogenzaka
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um so am i in


You'll have to wait for someone high ranked to evaluate your plan, though I'll give you a little constructive criticism.

i would tell them the plain


What's the plan?

safist place i would find and stay with the outher survivours. if there are any


You need to have a general destination to go to. You also need supplies, and weapons (optional) to defend yourself.

Try to put some detail into what you're ganna do, so that they're no confused. I can't really do anythin to help, and you don't have to follow my advice, since I'm not "in" yet o.o I'm still waiting for my plan to be evaluated.
EnterOrion
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Kronik, you may want to work on the grammar.

Some of the people grading you are Grammar Nazis.

And I couldn't understand a thing.

TrayDogenzaka
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And I couldn't understand a thing.


It wasn't THAT bad. I could understand what he was saying pretty fine.
EnterOrion
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It wasn't THAT bad. I could understand what he was saying pretty fine.


Maybe I exaggerated, although some parts looked a bit . . . off.

I think I got what he was saying well enough though. Not sure.
Kronikkitten
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What is youre opinion do you think i have a chance to be in the club.

TrayDogenzaka
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Like I said, redo it so it's a little more detailed if you want a sure fire chance to get in.

Kronikkitten
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ok ill revise it can you review it for me

DefinitelyCrazy
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anyways, I'm a bit of a pyro, And I was wondering that, if having this kind of expierence, (In, making rockets, High grade Blackpowder, Flash powder, and other types of eplosives, and smoke grenades.) if that kind of expirience would be useful or help in my survival. As i do know how to make trip mine traps and other simlar explosive devices.


First and foremost, pics or it didn't happen.

well first i would gater every one take only what i would need to survive and sneak out the back door trying to bring the least amount of attention to my self as posible.


That isn't a plan at all. That's pretty much the equivalent of me saying "i wud survive 4 a long time and not get killed".

first in the scenario it said youre famliy im in a famly of five. i would tell them the plain and i would hope they would follow me. if zombies are in the back yard then i would find the exit with the least amount of zombies near it go and find the safist place i would find and stay with the outher survivours. if there are any


So, you never actually clarified anything, you pretty much just repeated yourself.

um so am i in


You honestly think that was good enough to get you in? Are you out of your mind? Okay, here's what you should do.

1. Go back a couple pages and read what Greene wrote.
2. Now ACTUALLY read it, don't just skim this time.
3. Cry because you just came to the realization that you could never write that much in one sitting, no matter how hard you tried.
4. Go find another thread that requires minimal brain activity.
TrayDogenzaka
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I can try and point out some of the flaws, but I can't really rate it or anything.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Alright, right now.....I just skimmed throug hthe last ten pages or so. Since I didn't ACTUALLY read all of what everyone said....

Advice!

Alright, So I saw a large weapon debate, and those pop up quite often. But come on kids, lets face it. Not a single one of you is going to be able to find an assualt rifle, and be able to use it without hurting yourselfs. So just forget about that, ok?

Now for shotguns: While they may seem like a nice choice, when you think about how you need a head shot, it's really not a good option. Slugs are your best choice if you are forced to use a shotgun as a last resort, but avoid them if at all possible. NOw you might be wondering why they are bad. And there is a number of reasons for that. For starters the fact that they hold up to (if your lucky) 10 shots. Thats really not alot. Once you start shooting, your really not gonna want to run out.

Then comes reload time. Most shotguns have to be reloaded one shot at a time. YOu don't have time for that.

Next, comes the range. Your not gonna be able to shoot at far off enemies. It just will not happen. And you don't want to wait untill there inches away. IF your gonna do that, just use a crow bar.

O, also noise.....very loud.

My choice, is the humble .22!

Quiet, accurate, powerfull, plentifull ammo, easy to use, thats everything you need.

It might just be that thats is the gun I am most fammiliar with, but i Think it is the best choice.

Alright, not about melee weapons.

Sledghammer: Not really practical. While it is very powerfull, seeing as how you will need to raise it above your head again and again.....you will get tired, and NOM'D apon.

Machete/kantana: If you have them, take them. Machete more so then kantans. They are normally cheap and flimbsy. UNless you dish out a few thousand dollars for a good one.

Crowbar: My personal choice. It can range from one to two handed, has a clawed end, and is solid steel. It can easily be carried in a belt, and takes no skill to use. Also has practical uses, hammer, board remover.....

Okay. The building thing....

Never enter a building you know nothing about. Watch it for a bit, and look for movement. If yo usee none advance to it and look more. Once your inside, don't randomly open doors, knock on them first. A knock is quiet enough not to allert other zombies to your position, but will let you know if something is on the other side.

Anyone hopeing to get in:

Give me a page number of your plan, and scenario answer. And I will get back to you.

Kid with the dradel armture:

NO! You are not in. Never, NEVER, come into my profile, and tell me your a member of MY club, when your not! I make the decisons not you!

...have a nice day all.

Kronikkitten
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first i would evaluate the situation. i would see if there were some holes in the zombies position.(if there were more zombs in some places around the perimiter than outher spots) i would gather my famley and tell them the situation. try to keed to peace. wile i tell them the plan. the plan is to gather the food and what we need to defeind our self/ let say there is wendow we coul climb out o wit let amount o zombs we would take them out find a safe house with outher survivours. and knowing they cant open doors make out a camp and show our rasions to the outhers.

EnterOrion
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Revised plan. Hopefully this one is a tad bit better. It only contains the first part. I don't want to write a whole thing just to have it thrown out the window.

Me: I'm 5'4", 129 pounds, slightly out of shape, but I have quick reflexes. I'm also an above average shooter, and I have hunted deer and bird before. I'm fairly strong, being able to bench 90-110 in weight. I have a lot of back strength as well.

My home: My house doesn't have much in the way of supplies, and staying there is suicide. I have several manual tools, nothing electric, and a hammer that can crack a skull open in one hit, no joke. If you need pics, I can provide. I also have a large tool box, and a few dozen nails. Nails can be picked up later, on scavenging missions. As for guns, I have a shotgun, but no ammo. I would take it, but it's about 4 ft long, and around 20 pounds. And seeing as I have to take my tool box, which weighs around the same, but is much smaller, it'll have to do. My food would consist of around 20 cans of different types of food. Any nutrition that needs to be made up can come from my dads' supplement store, which consist of vital vitamins, Vitamin C, A, B12, and calcium. This should be fine for the time being, although I'll probably have to raid a CVS or Walgreen's for some more. My transportation would be a slightly armored Sentra, which is quiet, powerful, and fuel efficient. I'll probably end up driving on the sidewalk, but it's all I have, as walking with that much stuff will kill me. This should cover just about everything, and I may be able to fit in my bike. There is one other thing I'll take: My dads Perfect Pushups. Those things are freaking bad a*s, and they are awesome for upper body strength. They are also extremely compact.

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