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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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EnterOrion
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hey, im new here, i waz wonderin if i cud join? ive read the zombi survival guide (i got it for cristmas)


No. Just . . . no.

3 VERY good reasons why not:

1) Seriously, the grammar is horrible. I'm a bit lenient most of the time, but that was horrible.

2) Read the first post. Make a plan, use common sense, and no crap like "Grab sum guns and tell the others the plan."

3) The Zombie Survival Guide isn't the best resource for zombie survival knowledge. Common sense and other people are, and simply saying that makes you look like an idiot.

I'm not sugar coating it. At all. Not this time.
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Good response skater. But I have a qeustion. For your second option, if you have him in a clutch, and I'll elaborate it, say you grabbed the Harpoon, and have the harpoon to his neck, ready to shove it up his head, and you got him in a choke hold, why would you give yourself to let them search you? probably after that antic they would've killed you.
Thats my only qeustion for your strategy. I probabyl would've taken your second option. But change it up, so You kee pthe hold, but you choek hold him, and keep him moving with you as a Hostage. If he dare moves, Shove the harpoon up his head, and let him die on the ground. Survival is cruel, but so is you dying as well. Not bad. Just needed some mods, and then there you go. Now, will I continue the Scenario, or will someone else devise one?

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The zombies are all dead. You manage to get up there, but once you do, the group surrounds you, and they aim thier weapons at you. They ask you" What the F*ck are you doing up here?" and then they tell you they want to search you. Now then. Do you agree with them, or do you not. Your need a cliff side, and thye got you on a house wall, and the guy with the harppno is very close, his harpoon pointed towards you. You could probably punch him he's so close. The other two are at a distance of 3-5 m from you. wHAT DO YOU DO?


Hmm, first, option, set down the shovel and hope to god they dont kill me.

Second option, since the moron with the harpoon decided to stand so close and give me a wonderful oportunity to take him hostage, i will. with my free hand grab the harpoon, while at the same time (and i do emphasise this is all one motion) use the shovel to slam his hand holding the harpoon, so to release his grip. tho motion will cause him to turn around which then i can either choke hold him and have him a hostage, or kill him. then, either they kill me and him, or they put down teir weapons not wanting to kill their friend.

My third option follows the second up to the point of me getting the harpoon from him. Alright, this is where i hope im extremely lucky. i run toward the cliff, and step off, not jupm, step.. i turn around in air and slam the harpoon into the cliff side and pray to god it atleast slows me down or stops. then, since i would be flat againt the wall they wouldnt be able to see me or pursue me. very very risky i know, but hell, its better then nothing.

veyr last option is, try to explain tot hem the benifit of having another member to their group, pretty much the same as the first.
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Bjiscut, How will you hit him with the shovel. You started by saying you set it on the ground. If you bend over to pick it up, your getting shot my frined.

Comrade. You have the idea of what I ment. I have a bit of traning in this stuff, nothing formal, just a bit of fighting, and life or death scenarios with my step brothers...

Anyways, I don't really know why I would let them search me. I was hoping this would show them I was not gonna take any thing from them, and I was ready to kill them.

And If I kill him, I'm dead as well. They still have guns pointed at me. I acn use him as a sheild to a point but....

I mean should I run with him, then get so far and kill him? And then comes the fact of killing a man. Not something I have done, or think I would be able to do so easily.

ghov
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ok this is sweet i read page 1 and 144 may I please join? what do i have to do to get in?

EnterOrion
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what do i have to do to get in?


Make a plan. Be realistic, and very detailed. Don't count on guns or survivors. It's hypothetically just you. No one else is alive.
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ok den
first, i gather lots of dried fruit and other small bits of food, small; but lots. then i fill 4 water bottles (yes i do have 4) with water. then i take my mom's kitchen knife, and my 3 throwing knives. i would put all of this in my backback. then i woud try to make it to my friend's house, who lives 45 mins away by car. his dad has 53 guns, including ak47's and 12 gauge shotguns
i would probably just steal some random car off the street and use it to get there. i would camp up there for as long as I needed, and if i ever left i would take one mp5, an ak47, and the .44 magnum. and lots and lots of ammunition. and more food, since my other supply would have been gone by then. then i would try to make it to New York city, if possible, because there would be a high rate that there are survivors there, and i could just get to the highest room in the Empire State Building or some other skyscraper, and use a sniping rifle to pick of as many zombies as i wanted. besides, if they can barely operate a doornob, then imagine how long it would take them to figure out how to operate an elevator :} i would barricade the stairs with the furniture of the top floor. and since the top floors of most skyscrapers are the private 1mil suites, then there would be plenty of it.

ghov
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if i couldnt find a sniping rifle that would be ok, i would just live in peace at the top floor, using the elevator to go downstairs for supplies about 1ce a week if neccesary.

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Bjiscut, How will you hit him with the shovel. You started by saying you set it on the ground. If you bend over to pick it up, your getting shot my frined.


Wrooonnnng *buzz noise* you fail!

thats option number 1... i was saying the different things i could do.
Go back and re-read it, it might make better sense
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OK, I see what you meant now. Makes sense.

ghov. First, Use capital letters.

I like how you got dried frutis and things, but honeslty a knive is not gonna do much good. Your better going with a shovel, or other meele weapon, with a long range.

Next, 45 minutes by car = A LONG TIME ON FOOT!

Te roads are gonna be blocked, meaning your not gonna be able to drvie. And do you know how to hotwire a car to steal one?

NExt, I highly doubt your frineds dad has that many guns. And if he does, there not all legal. IF he has an ak, or mp5, I doubt they are full auto. AS the license for those is incredibly high. And those guns are normally illegeal.

NExt, don't go to new york. The survivor rate is going to be worse in cities then any where else. MOre people, closely packed together, = faster spreaking virus.

Your better going to a smal town, or farm land. Also, elevtros wouldn't work. DOn't be stupid. You would have no power.

IF I left anything out, please make it known what you tihnk...other members of course.

Over all I say about a 3/10. BEcuse I tihnk your lying.

Bjiscuit
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Next, 45 minutes by car = A LONG TIME ON FOOT!


Dad and i did a 33 mile hiking trip along the appalachian trail (sorry for spelling, not sure of it) i had a 45 lbs. pack he had a 50 lbs. pack. it took us three days from hiking form sun up to sun down. then again, we were also on a mountain trail
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Exactly my point, unless you live in a place where no one else is around, and the roads are never travelded on, then chances are your roads gonna be blocked.

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ok den


I made it this far before raging so hard I didn't want to continue.
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I'm going to necro a scenario from our meshiah, Strongbow!

You are traveling to your mothers when your car breaks down. You had just gotten away from a large group of zombies in your hometown. You're somewhere in Kentucky and the corn is pretty much everywhere. You see a zombie and swerve out of the way in terror, and you crash into a bunch of corn. You hit a rock and go outcold for about an hour. You wake up to see your surroundings, headlights smashed, dark enough to see but not well (vision is grainy, but not pitch black). You are bleeding a little from the head (but nothing too bad). You see a bonfire through the corn.
You find yourself in a very small village, they agree to take you in, but are reluctant about it. You are bandaged, but the village has taken all your supplies. Something about them being unholy objects. You ask them about the infection, and if they've heard anything about it. "No, we never go into town anymore. We just grow our food. We can still pay for gas though. We haven't had much lately...".
As you stumble around town, you keep hearing the villagers looking at you and calling you a demon, or heathen. You start to feel unsafe, but your injury is starting to go away, so you think that you'll be able to get away when it heals.
Finally, they bring you into their church, where a rather old fashioned testament is given. Then, they announce something about a stoning, but you zoned out.
The following day, you witness the stoning, a young woman proclaimed to be a demon, due to "sacrificing her purity" with a man, before marriage. You cry out to save her, but everyone just gives you a dirty look.
You decide to reclaim your weapons and raid the village, since they seemed not to have anything more than pitchforks. Inside the Priest's home, you find most of your things, being the supplies and your trusty commando knife. Then, you hear the priest come in.
He goes down to the basement, and you follow with your knife at the ready. It's night and there isn't a peep. The priest is talking to himself, going "my love" every few sentences. He lights his lamp to show a horrific sight. It's one of the Goliath zombies, by the looks of it a woman, chained to a wall with a muzzle.
"I wish I could- but I'm the priest, my dearest, I'm the priest. Soon I'll be able to love you, in the most sinful of ways, but not untilI 'm ready to die." Horrified, you run out.
The next day, no one sees the priest. You were unable to get your guns, and everyone is wondering what that lump in your pocket could be. Finally, you hear a scream outside your guest house, and see a woman cringing on the floor with a nice bitewound in her arm. The priest starts biting people and is moaning furociously. You can only assume the worst. A few other people are bitten and another one turns. The infection is spreading fast in the town.
The town's church is 1 house away from you, and the Priests home is close to the outbreak. It has 5 clips of 7 rounds with it, along with a full round already inside. The church has a bell and a few matches in it. The rest have a few pitchforks and bonfire tools.
Mission: Either kill the entire village (40 villagers) (30 already infected), or escape the village (very unlikely, you're surrounded by corn and the next town isn't for another 30 miles).

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Thoad, is that really one fo strong bows? I don't remeber this one at all.....wait, I might.....

What kind of gun do we have? Seeing as it wasn't mentioned I just want to know.

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