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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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EnterOrion
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I get two shotguns, two hunting rifles, a couple of knives and tons of ammo plus a machette. I hightail it for a wide open plain that has a cliff at the back. There I dig a cave with rocks and build a fort out of timber. If any survivors come by I make sure they are not infected. Then I keep building my strong hold and repeling any zombies that may attack. The rock wall protects me and the plain allows full view of the surroundig landscape. With the help of other survivors I live in this under gorund world waiting for the day that humans can once again walk the earth.


You're dead.

You my be at a brisk crawl with that many weapons. Ammo is flucking heavy, it always has been. You're not a soldier from hell, you're not capable of carrying that much.

Where's the food? No food = no life. Same for water.

Living underground? Really? You're not a mole, there are almost no survivors, and digging a hole in a cliff is asking for trouble, especially on the plains, where they aren't ever small trees. It'll collapse in days.

You're dead.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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You were the one who had the two belts of knives on the first page


Thank you for actually reading the first page. But my plan is just a few pages back...

get two shotguns, two hunting rifles, a couple of knives and tons of ammo plus a machette. I hightail it for a wide open plain that has a cliff at the back. There I dig a cave with rocks and build a fort out of timber. If any survivors come by I make sure they are not infected. Then I keep building my strong hold and repeling any zombies that may attack. The rock wall protects me and the plain allows full view of the surroundig landscape. With the help of other survivors I live in this under gorund world waiting for the day that humans can once again walk the earth.


Do you know of a location like this? how will you get food, don't count on survivors.
thoadthetoad
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I get two shotguns, two hunting rifles

Wooooah. That is a HUGE amount of weight to carry! Be very careful when it comes to heavy amounts, that thing is about 50 pounds. You'll get tired pretty fast you know.
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I can't believe that after 478 pages this thread is still pretty well on topic! I'm impressed! =O


Becuse the mods are nice enough to help get rid of people like you.

Wooooah. That is a HUGE amount of weight to carry! Be very careful when it comes to heavy amounts, that thing is about 50 pounds. You'll get tired pretty fast you know


And he didn't include food, water, cloths.....If he's wlaking, his back is breaking.
thoadthetoad
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If he's wlaking, his back is breaking.

Like a woman with double Fs.

I can't believe that after 478 pages this thread is still pretty well on topic! I'm impressed! =O

Yep, we have a pretty big history, all made by serious half-*ssery. Aren't we epic?

Now then: Scenario!

You have just gotten to your mothers house (in a heavily populated town in Tennessee) after the initial outbreak. You board up the windows and doors, only to realize that there are several broken down walls in this huge house, and there are 5 goliaths looking you in teh face. There are countless others in the building (~40). You only have your Colt Python with you. There are no extra bullets besides your 6. You'd find anything in a common apartment in Tennessee here.
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I would run like fu*king h*ll back to the car and get my *ss on the road.

valkery
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Since you did not like my first idea, I will give it another shot. Hopefully I get more than one try.

This sone will take place in a city, and is assuming that I will have at least one day to collect supplies.

I go to a concrete building and place large pieces of metal over all windows and doors (excluding the front and back door). Then I go and find three high powered guns, a heavy duty truck or hummer and load the sucker up with as musch ammo and gas that it will hold then I head back to the safe house and cover my tracks with the gasoline. The next day I go out and find as many canned goods and none perishable foods thet I can. All the time watching for zombies (if i see any I will use a silenced pistol so as not to alert any other infected). Then i would try to find a way to get out of the city and up to the Yukon were it is really cold. Not even zombies like the cold. Then I will hunt fish and other creatures hoping that someone, somewhere will find me. If not, after two years I will move on. Not staying in one place for very long and always covering my treacks.

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OK, dude. Your i na house, with 5 zombies. You don't get to go out and find stuff. There are 40 more i nthe building and more out side. Yo uhave to fight them with whats on hand.

First, you don't want high powered guns, you can't use them...don't lie.

Second, silenced pistols. Really? Silencers are illegal. Unless you know the mafia, good luck.

I don't even wanna continue. this is such fail....

Look, the point is to accomplish the goal he set for you. You need to do something in the current sittuation....

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@ComradeWolf

Well...i didnt thought about that stuff lmao. But yea, i block the handle, and yea it is made out of glass.

However.

i would actually go at a time when no one is working. So the employes couldnt be at the store aka they are all dead >
I would block the backdoor with a vending machine.

My only qeustion, do you plan of escape, or do you plan to encamp in the store?


Well like u stated that zombies can (and will) eventually break doors/glass to get in, i wouldnt camp to much in the store. I would only take what is nessasary (food,water). Then call my friend to pick me up (if he isnt dead). I would defend until he comes then run away get in his car and flee.

I think zombies take time to realize u are at spot. They will come like 2-3 zombies every 4 hours. I think it would take around 3 to 4 days for them to all attack me in big groups.
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Don't count on your frined. No Survivors are alowd in plans. It is harder this way, that way if your lucky enough to come apon a survivor who dosn't shoot you, you will be more then prepared.

Next, if there are alot of zombies in town, they wil come find you pretty qucikly. Zombies from far away, probbly not.

Also, if the outbreak happened wehn someone was working, they would take the gun, and kill you if you tried getting in. So be very carefull goign there.

Vending machine, good call, if you can move it. they can be very heavy, and a nice source of food and drink for a while.

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oh k. Then i would snatch a car at the parking lot just beside the store.

I'm not sure: downtown has more zombies or resedential arenas?

Well there is a way to kill survivors just after the outbreak. The survivor will be scared. Watching the front door. I come in from the back door. Kill him with the axe and take the gun.

I can try my best to lift them up xD

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You have just gotten to your mothers house (in a heavily populated town in Tennessee) after the initial outbreak. You board up the windows and doors, only to realize that there are several broken down walls in this huge house, and there are 5 goliaths looking you in teh face. There are countless others in the building (~40). You only have your Colt Python with you. There are no extra bullets besides your 6. You'd find anything in a common apartment in Tennessee here.


Right well, First off, shoot the nearest one, it will porbably cause attention to me so the rrest of the plan would have to be done in a hurry. Find some decent melee weapon, (i dont live in these kinda areas so not sure what to find in tese buildings) hopefully atleast a baseball bat. try to get back to the car.
thoadthetoad
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I come in from the back door

They'd be pretty stupid not to lock the back door. Or hear the glass crash when you break the door window.
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Skater Kid. I have used, and seen more guns than you ever will in your life. Every single person in my town has several high powered guns and knows how to use them. I am no exception. Don't tell me I can't use a 12 gauge or a 30 odd 6, because I can.

*leaves thread after rant*

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Skater Kid. I have used, and seen more guns than you ever will in your life. Every single person in my town has several high powered guns and knows how to use them. I am no exception. Don't tell me I can't use a 12 gauge or a 30 odd 6, because I can.

But should you? People relying on guns often end up dead. Either because zombies get to them, or because other survivors get to them and kill them to get their weapons.
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