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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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whats the rule of the web/thread? Pics or it didnt happen?

Skater Kid. I have used, and seen more guns than you ever will in your life. Every single person in my town has several high powered guns and knows how to use them. I am no exception. Don't tell me I can't use a 12 gauge or a 30 odd 6, because I can.


I've posted pics of all the guns i have used before, well, most of them. Actually ive posted pics of all the guns in my house. I've used more than those but i can't supply pics for the others as we didnt have a camera with us. but anyways. Get pics, and i might believe you.
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12 guage's are not waht I would consider "high powered". Be specific with your weapons. When I hear "high powered" I think another sily kid thinking he can get and use millitary weapons. BTW that was a weak rant.

And I'm not entirely sure, unless your a redneck, that everyone around you has these guns. Besides, if your in an apartment in tennese, your probably in a city. You probably won't find those kinds of guns.

Like Cenere said, if you have guns, keep them hidden, if a survivor notices you have a nice shiny gun with some ammo, your just in the way of him having it.

Also, don't tell me what I have, and havn't seen in my life. You have no idea who I am. I could be an xconvict for all you know.

Also....pics, or it didn't happen.

And you didn't answer the scenario.

I nresponse to the scenario. I Would atempt to find a table of some kind, preferable a coffe table. Use it to knock the few zombies closest to me down, then finding a lamp or something to crush there skulls with. Since I just barricaded the doors, I'm not getting out very soon, So I would try and find my moms appartment, as I would probably know more about her room then anywhere else.

loloynage2
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They'd be pretty stupid not to lock the back door.


Well in a attack of zombies, at the very first day people arnt prepared. They would run, screem and so on...If the employe is keeping his cool then there would be two opions.

-He exits (and i will enter)
-He stays in and will lock all the doors.

If the second senario happens then i would just steal a car and take food/water/equipement from somewhere else.
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You have just gotten to your mothers house (in a heavily populated town in Tennessee) after the initial outbreak. You board up the windows and doors, only to realize that there are several broken down walls in this huge house, and there are 5 goliaths looking you in teh face. There are countless others in the building (~40). You only have your Colt Python with you. There are no extra bullets besides your 6. You'd find anything in a common apartment in Tennessee here.

Hmm... So. Im geussing there is a horde outside, and 5 zombies inside. For one, I wouldn't try to fight too many.

But here goes. Geussing I am now in a kitchen area, I would probably take a chair (Hoping its one of those fold up ones, which is commoni n apartments)
I would take the fold up chair, and keep the gun at my holster or pocket.
I would then take the chair, and smack hard with the chair, but also, if there is only one near me, I would take the chair, get his head stuck in the chair, then close it, and keep twisting the chair, so I twist its neck to the point its head is snapping off. And I can do this, I've grabbed people by the throats before, and ripped out their vocal cords with my bare hands. (I was in military, im not a pyschotic killer. Yet.)

Whatever the case, I would do that, and geussing there is a window, with a ledge and some metal staircases at the side, and geussing that my mother is dead, I would climb down the ramp, and just see if there is a nutcase of zombies down there. Now that I have done that, geussing this is a 4 storey building, and im one 3rd floor, I would probably see if I can climb up to the roof via the windows, and then I would just see if I could get away from the zombies. I still have my pistol, but not the chair. I would probably see how far the ledges of other buildings are, then leap across the gaps. It shouldn't be too hard, and im like a monkey at climbing and swimming. Thats actually my part time job is escorting tourist's through waterfalls, so im used to climbing and stuff, plus my military experiences, and that and im nto one lazy couch potatoe, as my boss would fire me and then eat my eyeballs. (He stinks like a zombie too, and sounds like one, but has brains.)

So, I would ocntinue doing that, until I know im in a at least safer area. I would probably then see if I can climb back down, and then go on, VERY carefully, and check the streets, and the stores. I hate going ont he streetsi n dangerosu events, as it was dangerous in military. So I would take extreme caution, watching from the roofs for a bit. I would then, with my 6 bullets, watch out, and run up apartment staircase at first sign of trouble. But I would basically repeat this process, and scavange food. However, Since this is Tennisee, the weather isn't too bad most of the time, so I would probably sleep on the roofs. Then I would continue this strategy for a bit, never staying on one roof for more then 2 days.


Thats my plan for now. Loloynage,
Remember to revise those points. And remember, your not superman. You would be scared too if you had rotting corpses that are trying to rip your face off. Even I would be scared, after all the grisly sights i've seen. I've seen corpses, but seeing them walk... and trying to kill me... takes it a little far.

Revise a bit. It's not bad. Just be VERY careful, and revise your points. I like how your methods of obtaining food water ect. Light pack at the start. But be careful of how you search the place, and what do you do, how long you stay there, or if you are camping( Which you said you weren't) Block the entrances better. Like move vending machines in front of the doors, or what not (just the front, the back should be solid metal, so no worries)

And yeah. But those points, are to revise. And also, how will you avoid zombies while going out. And also to answer your qeustion of downtown and residents... depends what city you are. Im in Dominican, and in my town... we don't really have those type of districts. In my town, which is a small fishing town, we have the main marketplace/docks, then on the outskirts are farms and houses. But... for bigger cities, and also when I went to America (I got to Miami every year) The suburbs aren't too crowded but.. It's downtown I would worry about qauntity of zombies, but also more supplies. In the Sub Urbs, its more dangerosu because you can't really tell if zombies are in houses, or not. So, both are dangerous. But for Downtown, take precatuions such as survellaicne of the area, as there is some tall buildings, so go to the roofs, get your bearings, and for sub urbs.. check area's in a systemic approach. Never go bouncing all over the palce. Thats suicide. Check houses routinely, and never overlook something, and don't rush into places. Thats a good way to rip your face off. My friendl earn't that the hard way in real life, when he got a whole buck shot right into his chest, after rushing into a shack, when we were clearing a farming hamlet.

Those are my revisements for you. Work on those, and you'll be in here in no time.

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Well in a attack of zombies, at the very first day people arnt prepared. They would run, screem and so on...If the employe is keeping his cool then there would be two opions.


As it is here in america, the back doors of stores lock when there shut. So I don't think it will be "forgotten" about.

Best to ALWAYS have a plan B, if one dosn't work out.

Nextly, don't use vehicles.

Do you honestly think you will be abel to drive o nthe road? They will be so blocked by abandoned/wrecked cars.

Think about it, if your fleeing from zombies, trying to get away as fast as possible, do yo uthink your gonna obey stop signs? redlights (while they still work) NO!!!!! Your gonna fly through them, and so is every one else. The amount of wrecks will be staggering. Then once motorist encounter these pileups, where do they go? Theres people behind them, they can't back up...so they get out and continue on foot. Leaving roads blocked.

If the second senario happens then i would just steal a car and take food/water/equipement from somewhere else.


1. Can you hotwire?
2. Can you drive?
3. Where is elsewhere?
4. Don't use cars
ComradeWolf
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Even though this qeustion isn't asked of me, I'll answer it to return a favor to skater

1. YEs I can hotwire. It's easy to do, splice the wires, then joint them, and then get the cotnrosl of the car ready, and bam.

2. Obviously I can drive. I own a motorcycle, and drive a truck to the city for my company.

And the other qeustion's aren't relative to me.

Now then. Obviously the guy needs to revise. However, his plan wasn't bad, but not fullproff. No plan really is, but it had some major flaws. Go revise mate, and we'll judge again.

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I know i'm not in this club or anything, actaully i think somone in this club hates me and said he'll do anything in his power to stop me from joining or something.... BUT, Here's current plan for if zombies attacked RIGHT NOW. ya, RIGHT NOW.

I made my dad promise if any zombies came i could be in charge of the family. i would get my dad to get weapons around the house, my bro to get the cash and supplies and the cat, and my mum to get food from the fridge and stuff, while I play Xbox360 ( Jk's, i would help ) Weapons would include: Survial Knife, Homemade Spear ( attach big knife to broom stick ), Axe, Nail Gun, Crowbar, knifes, cricket bat, and all those basic things.

Then we RUN LIKE HELL outside into the backyard, we split into 2 groups, dad and me get the ladder, mum keeps watch, and bro retrains the dog from barking like crazy.

then we use the ladder to climb onto the roof and SET CAMP. ( zombies can't climb onto the top of your roof, espically if you pull the ladder up, or if the zombies are holding onto the ladder, you kick the ladder down ) Then we wait for a rescue patrol or surviors to come and safe us, then we go to their fort! =D

but if no-one comes we have supplies to last about 2 days. So when we are low on supplies we split into our 2 groups and search the next door neighbors houses and eventually the whole street. then it's about time to move to a better home/fort so yeah. we get on our 4 bikes in case a few abandoned cars block our path ( plus, sound from a car attracts more zombies) , then we can ride our bikes, carrying the few remaining supplies in our backpacks. then we get to the farm ( 20 HOUR RIDE = leave town by dawn, get to farm by dusk ).

then we settle in the house for the night taking nightwatch shifts and stuff.

the next day, my bro and dad search our neighbors place ( a farm lives across the road from ours ) for surviors
( he could be alive ) and his gun ( he has a licensed rifle ) and food.


So now that i've finished my plan can you PLEASE tell me what i'm doing wrong and revive my tactics.


P.S i really want to join, i'm overly abseesed with zombies and i think about them at least once every 30mins ( excludes sleeping, but i do have to many zombie dreams ). So ya, unless that creepy guy you said i couldn't join still hates me and doesn't want me to join.... i'll be happy to join if you offer... )

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh wait the guy that hates me IS THE FOUNDER of this club! haaaa haaa... did i really say creepy...? i mean coool.......... 0_o

* smacks forehead * well that totally screws up my chances of joining.

Bjiscuit
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You already scrwed up your chances of survival. I predict you would be dead after day 1. Maine, cause you have all melee weapons. Also, your relyign on survivors. You plan isnt detailed enough. How often would you go for supplies? What supplied would you get? How are you going to get gas for bikes? or are you talking about bicycles? (which is waaaay worse than been on foot lol) Where are you going to get ammo for guns? What guns o you even have?

The only good thing i noticed in there was, Crowbar

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I live in Britain where guns are illegal unless your a farmer or if you have an old world war one pistol lying in your granddads attic. I have a golf club though so I could use that to fight off the endless hoards.

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Dannyninja.

Firstly, while IF this really happened, you might have you family, but in plans, we perfer you don't use them. Te reason for that is, if you can survive on your own, you can survive easy with help.

First thing i noticed, is you brought your pets. What the heck dude? There souless animals. souless is what you need to be to survive. Kill them, and cook them. Theres your dinner of the day.

Nextly, if those are the only weapons you have, then those will work.
BUT DO NOT COUNT ON SURVIVORS!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHDJBVG:ODBHFGUN!!!!!!!111!!111ELEVEN!!!!!!4four?!!!

Just Work on grammer, and keep revising points. Don't get all pissed off and insist your right. Learn and revise.

ComradeWolf
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Skater, about the soulless animals, SOULS DO NTO EXIST. Reason? I have ate them all. Nothing on planet earth has a soul, including HUMANS. (keep all the soul crap out. It's non existant. We die, we rot into the ground. End of story.)


Anyways, besides that point One thing I also noticed, what do you do, if zombies surround your house? How will you get down?


And also a note. The government will nto care if some sub urb people and families will die. They are focusing on people who can actually help them rebuild, like Sceitnists, Engineer's, Cooks, farmer's, Policemen, soldiers, ect. Government employee's would come first, andb y that time they would say "Screw it, let them die, I don't want to die" and get out of there. They would leave you to die.

And don't believe me? look at modern events, that don't include zombies. They go for eithier richer people or Government employee's people first. It's a proven fact.

And that, about the pets, It is more of a moral objective. They won't help you survive. Even if your dog was trained, which by the looks of it you pinpointed he wasn't, And au ntrained dog is useless. It will get you killed by barking and being noisy, and sniffing everywhere. NAd also add the fact, if the zombie disease in use affects Animals too, then thye will rip your face off as well.

If it were animals, I myself would only bring my trained dog, or a horse. Because horse can help me get around places, and it's easy to take care of, and a trained dog can help defend me, also keep me company, and plus it would sense zombies, and smell food as well.

Now then. Revise mate. Then we judge again. You need to think outside the box. In what ways you, and you alone, can survive. Push aside your morals. This is no place for it.
But remember those points to revise. Ahi los Vemos mate.

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There souless animals.

If I can make a clone of myself I too consider myself a husk. Nothing more than an empty shell. But I can see that you are taking religion into this, so I'll ask you this: would any sensible god let a perfectly decent christian or whatever religion let humans die, so they could cause so much grief? In a world with zombies, there is no god. Just to say.

Meaning, hell, that dog is going to be really useful! I mean, he'll wake you up during the night if she smells the familliar sniff of the zombies. S/he would have just as good hearing and smell, if not better, than Goliath.

The cat would be something to hold sanity together.

The snake could... be a boa? As in a dress piece? I haven't a clue.

A mouse could.... be used as food for stew, that works. Just need a fire and some water and a pot really.

And a... okay I think you get my point by now.

By the way, I am thinking of asking a mod to lock this thread and have a great revamp of it. So that way the whole "Can I Join" BUUUUUULCrud can be taken care of via the OP. If you haven't noticed, people aren't really dedicated enough to read rules unless they are A) Really short. Or B) in the OP. So yeah, I will probably have this thread locked. If it is, don't freak out. All the lists will remain the same and you can continue discussions in teh other thread, it's just that we'll have a better OP. Not to mention, it's hard to sift through 10 pages, just to lose your place somewhere in page 462.

So yes, if you have any suggestions, please comment me and I'll get to you ASAP.
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There souless animals. souless is what you need to be to survive. Kill them, and cook them. Theres your dinner of the day.



Whoa dude your evil. Dogs can be extremely useful tools, They can bite zombies as a last resort to protect their master, dogs are extremely good apadters ( like me ) and apprently all animals can detect solanum and try to get away from it, from something like 70 metres away, so if the dog is panic then yeah, we stay put. if the dog isn't panicing we know that it could be our chance to quickly loot the next door neighbors house. Oh, and did i mention my dog is a good guard dog? say bye to nightwatch shifts, say hello to extremely good and easily awoken guard dog. As for my cat, all we would have to do was keep her in the backyard, she can climb up on on the roof with us by using the trees and she is really agile and can go solo and scout around, with us feeding her if she get's hungry and we can spare some food.

So, in short, i'm not listening to you and i'm keeping my pets, and if i don't survive 1 day, i'm blaming my house cause it's not 2 story and it has no attic.

So that's my family plan. I have a plan for just friends which i might show later.

P.S, i got this really awesome tip from L4D, get a red or black spray can to leave messages if you accidently ( or purposely ) Get split up.

You already scrwed up your chances of survival. I predict you would be dead after day 1. Maine, cause you have all melee weapons. Also, your relyign on survivors.


Good chance of me surving more then 1 day

Not my fault if i have just meele weapons, gun are illegal in my country and i have no bow

If i can't relie on surviors then i can't relie on myself, because i am a survior. But i can relie on you, because you won't be a survior.
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You have just gotten to your mothers house (in a heavily populated town in Tennessee) after the initial outbreak. You board up the windows and doors, only to realize that there are several broken down walls in this huge house, and there are 5 goliaths looking you in teh face. There are countless others in the building (~40). You only have your Colt Python with you. There are no extra bullets besides your 6. You'd find anything in a common apartment in Tennessee here.


I shoot myself. I survived the zombies, right?

Joking.

For real: Seeing as being a dumba*s I didn't check the place before I boarded it up, effectively trapping myself inside with ~45 zombies that want me for dinner, I'd say I'm screwed. Six bullets isn't jack all enough, no way.

My first thing is to clear the hell away from them. The last thing I'm doing is firing my gun, unless I'm begging to die, which I'm not. Zombies + loud noises = bad. Always. I'll look around for a more quiet method of bashing zombie brains in, if I need to. I'll look for a crowbar, and smash my way through the boards and out into the street. Hopefully I still have my six bullets.

After that I'll essentially reverse back to my original plan.

Skater Kid. I have used, and seen more guns than you ever will in your life. Every single person in my town has several high powered guns and knows how to use them. I am no exception. Don't tell me I can't use a 12 gauge or a 30 odd 6, because I can.


At your age, I don't think so. Sure, you can use them. So can I. Does that mean that you SHOULD use them? No. I can easily use any weapon you put into my hands, give me a five minute lesson, or if all else fails, just point a squeeze. Most weapons are a breeze to reload.

Does that mean I should go grab an AR15, .338, or AK47 and start blasting zeds down on first sight. No, I'm not going to do that. You shouldn't do that. You can, but you'll die. Real life is far more dangerous and far less fun than games, books, and movies are. Going Rambo or even just using weapons that are not so good for most fighting is bad.

Enough of that for me.

Unless, of course, you have some pretty good military training, and know how to effectively use such weapons.
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