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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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valkery
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Is anyone going to rate my submission on page 500?

Joshman1444
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I do believe that this is the longest lived thread on this site.
Neat.

Dannydaninja
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MY PLAN. COMING IN 1 - 7 HOURS.

It is going to be my first plan and i hope you'll like it, it will be awesome.

Dannydaninja
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Darn, i left my Zombie Survial Guide at school ( Yes i do bring it to school, i read it on the bus, train and in class when i've done all my work and got some spare time )

. Well, i think i'll post my offical plan later but i'll write a " Test One " for you guys to read and help me revise to turn my offical one into the best it can be.

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I don't have a plan yet, but there is a site that shows the possibility of zombie apocalypse, it is possible should someone want to make some zombies!
[url=http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html]

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

There that should work...
...I'd like to join but I don't have a plan yet

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Danny, how many times do I need to say it? DO NOT USE THAT BOOK FOR YOUR PLAN!!!!!

We don't want you using a book, use instinct, and your own brian and common sense. Any one can copy things down from a book, but it takes some skill to come up with it on your own.

I read the above article...thinksomeone actually posted that here before. But is still nifty. And I am gonna check the one a page back out as well.

bacobit.

Just think about what you would do if you woke up to find zombies overran the earth. Assume your family is dead, and use only items you can get, and know how to get.

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Ok ok...I'd would run up to my attic take the cruches up there (for a temperay weapon). Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, take a machete (yes, they do sell them) Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car then drive to the nearest military base.

valkery
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Sakter

Can I pleeeeaasse ruin his plan for him? PLEASE! I am begging you!

TrayDogenzaka
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Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)


Can you drive it? Do you have a licence? (So we know how experienced you are.)

Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo


Guns stored will all be raided, and you'd get shot in the face. Simple as that.

put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car


I don't think anyone's said anything about that, but I think they'll be out of gas, personally. Everyone will flock to gas station so they can go long times without stopping.

then drive to the nearest military base.


Hell no. Military bases will be popping caps in everything within 100 yards of the base, so the second you run up flailing your arms, -wizz-, shot in the eye.
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We don't want you using a book, use instinct, and your own brian and common sense. Any one can copy things down from a book, but it takes some skill to come up with it on your own.

Okay Okay, but here it's sunday night and i can't go on on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or thursday so i guess it'll be done by saturday
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Sakter


who the heck is that?

Can I pleeeeaasse ruin his plan for him? PLEASE! I am begging you!


as far as i know you are not a member yet and have no right to criticise other plans. soooo, no.
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who the heck is that?

Skater is "I wrote too fast"-mode. A bit like Skater's "Brian" instead of "brain".

Ok ok...I'd would run up to my attic take the cruches up there (for a temperay weapon). Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, take a machete (yes, they do sell them) Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car then drive to the nearest military base.

Above: What everyone would do. Also what is most likely to get you killed.
But good job with the crutches. They would most likely make a brilliant makeshift blunt weapon.
bacobit
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Ok this time takeing my dad's truck, 'cause he's a landscaper an he has alot of garden tools and whatnot and put my bike in the back and put my mattress in the back (he's got 18X6 ft truck bed). Then put a bunch of food in there too, put a tarp over everthing. Then drive to the nearest Home Depot or Lowes and load up on lumber and nails and a hammer than find a good place to to set up base, nail the windows shut and bring all the stuff from the truck inside.

That should do it...

Bjiscuit
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Skater is "I wrote too fast"-mode. A bit like Skater's "Brian" instead of "brain".

not sure if your playing along with my witty sarcasm or if you seriously though i didnt know what he meant by that :P

Ok ok...I'd would run up to my attic take the cruches up there (for a temperay weapon). Then take my moms car (V8 baby (=)Drive to the nearest Wal-Mart, take a machete (yes, they do sell them) Then to the nearest gun store, get a 9mm, a 12 gauge shotty, and an uzi, and plenty of ammo put it in the car then go to the nearest gas station and load up on gas plus fill up a couple of tank with gas and put it in the car then drive to the nearest military base.


eehh, (mm gooood weapon, plenty of ammo and decent stoppin power. 12 g. not a good gun, loud, low ammo per clip, innaccurate at longer ranges and medium ranges. uzi..? rly... i highly doubt you can use said weapopn in a god fashion, in other words, no control or anything.
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