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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Timegoesby
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A long sword is the best if you are using a sword. But if you are using a weapon spear beats all.

@DeadlyAim, I really doubt that you would be able to run a tank. In addition this of all the zombies there.

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hey people..........

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You run into the nearby celar, and away from the zombies into safty, or so you think. As you reach for the light you are met with the moan of a zombie, no more then about 25 feet away. You turn your light on, to see around 50 dead heads, and about 100 more behind you outside. You see a tool box, ith anytool you ca imagine. A whashing machine, a power washer, and a rope hanging down from a board in the celling, what do you do?

firetail_madness
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I take the rope and hang myself because I think there is nothing else I can do....

theone99
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i would just suit myself up and try to bull doze through them!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I take the rope and hang myself because I think there is nothing else I can do....


You were so close to what i thought to do. I would say tie the rope through your belt, or around your waist, then pull your self to the roof, and swing down with a hammer.
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Take out a tourch from the tool box (you said any tool) and nail gun and take them down!

quakingphear
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That's a big cellar if it can hold fifty or so. This is a tough one. If the stairs were open, I'd try for those. I'd take my chances with whatever is up there. But first I take all the screwdrivers, hammers, or whatever else useful at the moment I can carry with me. A sharp screwdriver or ball peen hammer is better than nothing. Afterwords, I nail the door shut or try to make a barricade with the washer and dryer.

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can i join i no ways to srvive

thoadthetoad
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What? I don't understand why are you doing errands? Though I actually know how to use a staff.

I know this is from the last pages, but I really want to say something here. Man! I shoulda taken those staff lessons instead of just practicing with a gardening scythe in my backyard.
thoadthetoad
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sorry for the dble post! But the answer to the scenario is. .
any tool huh? I'm good with two blades in my hand so . . .. DOUBLE WOOD HACKSAW BABY!!! Most hacksaws are pretty light and far reaching too. So after I eliminate and obliterate the cellar group, I would barricade wherever I had come from and go out the second exit (there is ALWAYS a second exit). Simple as that. If I could, I would set the place on fire though, 100 less zombies out of my hair.

P.S. Yes, I like setting places on fire, takes care of my scent and w/e is in it.

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There isn't always a second exit, or it could be baracated or broken. Though it's still better then mine.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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well, I disagree, there may not be one. As for the plans...........maybe I shouldnt have said any tool. lol

Timegoesby
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It might have been better if you said that can fit in a 3 feet by 3 feet by 3 feet box. Or something like that.

thoadthetoad
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well, hacksaws are still around that size, besides ,I could do with hammers too. Or a scythe in the corner, people use those instead of lawnmowers sometimes.

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I got one!

Its dark out,your at the grocery store (only food) and you hear people screaming and running in along with loud screams unhuman like.You say what the? and you see two running at you.along with many others (50) in the store.you have someone next to you,a brown bag full of eggs,celery,a pineapple,apples,a banana, and a metal weighing machine next to you.What would you do..there is no right/wrong answer.

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