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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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I WANT TO JOIN


thoad is probably not gonna let you join because you are kinda spammy and you use caps alot.
Maybe if you ask him on his profile, maybe he'll respond.
bboy1122
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thank you, and ur spammy too!

slliM
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thank you, and ur spammy too!


OK, now you're just being immature.

I'll quit posting here because it's getting quite spammy.
bboy1122
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ok sorry

slliM
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OK.
is anyone gonna answer the scenarios?

thoadthetoad
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BBOY, REFRAIN FROM MAKING SCENARIOS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE > You get to officially critique other plans and make scenario's. All people after this please refrain from responding to any NON member critique/scenario's. At zombie_survival. . .. we all know your sav. . .sept for the nubs. . . .srsly, ya kinda made that obvious, might as well come out with it, maybe carlie won't perm ban you.

slliM
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Lol.
Nice thoad.
My bad for responding to his scenario.
It was kinda good though.
He just spams too much.
Any ways, you should answer my scenario.
That would be cool.

thoadthetoad
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I would, but I'm really pooped today, sorry.
As for bboy, it's unlikely now that your getting in. I agree with sLLiM, because your SPAMMING UP MY CLUB D:< D:< D:< D:<
I'm one of the only clubs that DOESN'T take one minute to enter, and some people took weeks to get in, and some took days I think that because of your spammy personality, you'll make a new category of months! so there!

slliM
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Ok.
Sorry for asking...
lol
jk
Just be glad Bob_McBobBob hasn't posted here yet.

quakingphear
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Yeah dude, it took me like a week to get in, and I haven't posted much lately, and have almost gotten kicked out. This club has standards. Standards of goofy excellence.

thoadthetoad
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your last 2 posts were gigantically hypocritical.
Anyways, quakingphear is right, he's a good asset to the club, but I can and DO kick people out of the clan, and sometimes they never come back! Speaking of, I gotta delete some guys on the list. . .

bboy1122
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why? why is

true
hypocritical, what ur doinig is hypocritical, all you do here is talk about zombie plans but you have to make rules and kick some people for not obeying your rules. You sound like my fuxing mom, i know cause i posted this im gonna get kicked, but why not? i wouldnt get in even if i was Sun Zu the greatest tacticioner the world has ever seen! and how is saying
sorry for spammin up ur club ill wont do it again ever
hypocritical? i dond fubking get it! i had a great plan, a good scenario, i even helped people. So your going to kick me out because i had an oppinion. ( I know your going to kick me cause i posted this, and because im
spamming up your club
and theres a 50/50 chance that you will or wont depending on reverse psycology because i stated this) So thank you for your time and i enjoyed your clan while it lasted even though i wasnt a full member.
thoadthetoad
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the reason why your being hypocritical, or *ahem* to clarify, oximorinic, is because those two posts WERE spam and the point of them was that you WON'T spam. Just saying intresting and "very" is also spam. So, as a normal case, you fail.

You sound like my fuxing mom,

she's your authority in her house, I'm the authority (excluding the mods of course) of the ZSC, so, again, you fail.
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For clarification, read the rules and common suggestions forums in the spam section...

Besides I didn't look at this pag eto look for spam I would like to join so here is my plan:

When I hear of some massive 'outbreak' I would collect as many cans as I can get, grab some form of weapon, and head down to the fitness gym. Where there is heavy equipment to barricade doors and (for some strange reason) metal that comes down over the windows. There I can keep fit, have a constant supply of water, and heat... because they have a generator. Food may be a problem, but two gas stations, a store, and a pharmacy are close by. Mind you, all of these are within walking distance.

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Ok guys, holy hell. i went through the last like 6 pages and flaged about every other comment *couch* bboy *cough* Please, dont post comments under 10 words. Yes I know it is uselly 5, but if they are under 10 in this club, they will have no point. If this continues, you will have NO chance of becomeing a member.
Thanks you, have a nice day.
Sincererly,
Your Club president. :P


P,S, Nice to have you back sav. :P

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