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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hey, wow! Your post had nothing to do with this club. We Will NOT have another flame war going on, ok? Now then, back to buisness....


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Scenario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You come acroos a trailer park, with alot of houses, but they could contain food, and zombies. While behind you is a 4 story house, which may have less supplies, but less zombies, and might be better protection. You have 2 other people with you, and your are all carrying .22 rifels with around......50 shots each.


Have fun!

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P,S, Nice to have you back sav. :P


Does this have to do with me? If it does, this is the SECOND time I've been called another user...


Besides... my plan wasn't critiqued.
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When I hear of some massive 'outbreak' I would collect as many cans as I can get, grab some form of weapon, and head down to the fitness gym. Where there is heavy equipment to barricade doors and (for some strange reason) metal that comes down over the windows. There I can keep fit, have a constant supply of water, and heat... because they have a generator. Food may be a problem, but two gas stations, a store, and a pharmacy are close by. Mind you, all of these are within walking distance.


Ok, for starters, do NOT kleave your house for around a week after you hear of it. By then every one will be off the streets.....or dead, but You would get lost in a large crowd trying to escape. After ward The gym sounds good. What weapon would you take though? Also, power would be out, so no heat or water for a water fountain. The stores sound good, you would have to move eventually though.

Chance of survival:
For the day: You will live
for the night: Probably
for the week: Most likely
for the month: If your lucky
for the year: Probably not.


And no, not derected at you.
ArmorHero
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Great... I'll keep that in mind
*Remembers not to leave house for some time*

But the Gym does have a generator and a water tank... with rashioned drinks I'm sure it would last for a loooong time!

My weapon would probably be a bat, or some blunt weapon... not many guns around where I live...

Newley Updated Plan (in steps!)

1) Wake up to find my world in chaos :P.
2) Refuse to leave the house and barricade it up...
3) Wait for as long as I can with the supplies in my home...
4) Grab a bat and wrap it in barbed wire...
5) Go to the stores/gas stations/pharmacies and pack up on lots of supplies
6) Barricade myself in the Gym...
7) Survive as long as I can!

How is that so far..?

P.S: Cool, I was about to flip :P.

thoadthetoad
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okay thats cool and no my mom is not the authority my DAD is

whatever, same use of analogy, and bboy, SEISE AND DESIST.

When I hear of some massive 'outbreak' I would collect as many cans as I can get, grab some form of weapon, and head down to the fitness gym. Where there is heavy equipment to barricade doors and (for some strange reason) metal that comes down over the windows. There I can keep fit, have a constant supply of water, and heat... because they have a generator. Food may be a problem, but two gas stations, a store, and a pharmacy are close by. Mind you, all of these are within walking distance.

I personally like your choice of shelter. The food is a problem but as a tip, here's an easy way to get outside without getting eaten. If there is a way to get to the roof, get there! Beleive it or not, it's pretty easy and fun to building jump, especially in strip malls. if the fitness center IS in a strip mall, your in luck because most stores have regular crud to eat. Fitness things are pretty heavy, but still moveable, and here's a great tip for you; use drop traps! Dumbells and other heavy items found in a place like that are practically PERFECT for knocking some zombie heads!


TRAPS ARE YOUR FRIEND
thoadthetoad
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4) Grab a bat and wrap it in barbed wire..

that is probably one of the best make it yourself weapons I've seen so far on this thread. . .good job!

P.S. sorry for the double post.
ArmorHero
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1) It is not connected to a strip mall...
2) I gave a list on what I will do to get food..
3) A bat in barbed wire is the BEST!
4) Traps will be my friend! :P
5) There is no 5, but 5 is a crisp, even number (to me).
6) What else do I need to do to get in?

thoadthetoad
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all you need to do now is respond to a scenario. . . since skater's is on a different page:
+++SCENARIO+++
You were taking a yacht out to sea. Almost to your destination, you hear moans behind you. You look behind and you see around 20 deadheads in a 500x500 square feet deck, the room bein 100x100 ft2. You have a crowbar on your left and a fire extinguisher at the other end of the room. 2 windows on your right, and a windshield behind you (facing zombies).
P.S. there is around 30 more zombies on the luxury yacht, locked in the cellar of the kitchen.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, seeing as a frie extinguisher would most likely freese them, I would fire that at them, then I would beat them with the crow bar.



Wouoldn't you notice them in there before now?


And what's wrong with my senario?

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This is the scenario I pick from:

You come across a trailer park, with alot of houses, but they could contain food, and zombies. While behind you is a 4 story house, which may have less supplies, but less zombies, and might be better protection. You have 2 other people with you, and your are all carrying .22 rifles with around... 50 shots each.

Knowing the Zombies are versotile I would enter the large biuling and kilkl the zombies. And from the safety of the roof top... I would scout the other buildings for movements. And I would search each house with the least-to-no movement.

Besides the minor spelling errors (which I corrected), the scenario is well thought-out and it gets you to understand Zombie Survival more :P! It's great!

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Besides the minor spelling errors (which I corrected), the scenario is well thought-out and it gets you to understand Zombie Survival more :P! It's great!



Hrm, makeing fun of my totallly awsome, and totally wrong spelling.


Any who, like most, it would not be very easy to scout out a trailer park. For one thing, alot of them dont have alot of windows, and if they do most are covered in blinds.



( I live in a trailer park, so i would know)
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Here is what I'd do for thoads scenario...( btw i'll get to skater's later. )

I would grab the crowbar and fire extinguisher and would break the 2 windows with the crowbar. I would take shards of glass and rub them together really fast over some wood to create... Fire!!! Once the fire gets big I would go out of the room and on to the deck (protecting myself from the fire with the fire extinguisher.) and hit the zombies out of my way with the crow bar to make it look like moses was splitting the red sea. I would time this perfectly so when It was time for me to bail the ship I could jump right on to the dock.

*pant* *pant* *pant*

I'm good...

thoadthetoad
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Besides the minor spelling errors (which I corrected), the scenario is well thought-out and it gets you to understand Zombie Survival more :P! It's great!

to say the truth, that's half the reason why I liked them, the second reason is because we were bored . . .. . . .
hay guess whut?
*sends message*
slliM
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Hooray for thoad sending a message!

Congrats Armor_Hero!
I think he'll be a good member.

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I wanna join this club

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