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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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quakingphear
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Alright, I haven't posted in awhile. Here's a new scenario. Just regular Goliath syndrome guys.

One of the members of your group of four has come down with an illness that keeps him immobile. You and your group members are just average Joes and don't know what's wrong with them, whether it's deadly or treatable, but you know it isn't the virus.
There have been rumors of a group of survivors in the next city, and they may have a doctor that can maybe help. You have a good supply of food and ammunition, and a decent base, but he/she has been with you from the beginning and a valuable member of the team.(Not to mention one of the few survivors on earth)
Do you wait? Or do you risk travel with an invalid? If you do leave, in what manner?

thoadthetoad
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well, I'd order my team to cover their shoulders in trashbags (I assume I have 4-3 survivors), and carry the patient by trashbag. Depending on the area, I'd do this:
If in desert, have myself and (if there's 4 survivors) one other survivor on guard while walking with whatever gun we have. If we come up to any zombies, the 2 people carrying the patient will softly set her/him down and pull out their guns. If there's a large horde, we run of course (good thing goliath's are slow)! If surrounded, we break a hole in the surroundation and make a break for it.
If in a city/suburb, I would do the same case scenario, only have another survivor on guard with me, and let the beefiest of our group carry the patient. P.S. If there's rumored survivors, then there's probably rumored FOOD too, so I won't need to bring much food.
If in a rural area, I would have to say that we need to stick it out. If anyone objects I'd convince them with my good people skills and superior reasoning. Being in a rural, grassy, OR foresty envoirnment would do 2 things:
give patient more likelyness to be infected, and would make it easy to die, due to lower accuracy AND rough ground.
so yeah. .. .there's my solution.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Very nice senario right there. I dont have time to write a long response, soi would build a make shift cart, and push it to the ccity, with the injured person on it, as well as supplies. Thats about it. If I find time, I will write a LONG response to that, cause i really like it.


If you want to know why i dont have time, read my profile.

slliM
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Sorry bout not posting for a while...

I tried to quit for a week. (EPIC EPIC FAIL.)

Any ways, I'll start making plans/ viruses/ scenarios again.

Time to be active and. (bump.)

skater_kid_who_pwns
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What's u pwith the bump? I just posted 20 minutes ago. lol. Any way, before you make one, you dont you awnser the one on the last page? Its's good!

slliM
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I just read it and here is my answer.

Actually, I am kinda not in the mood for finishing that scenario with a huge response right now, so i would just leave him/her behind and run to the next city to join the other survivors. (I'm cold blooded.) 4-1=3+x=???

Most likely they would have better quality and quantity.

To get Into the city I would get my big yukon and with my team mates I would put spikey things on the front.
Then I would drive through the city with the other 3 team mates at the windows protecting the Yukon ,tank style.

slliM
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necrophilia is fun


We will not tolerate spam, so either read the front page and try to join, or don't post here.
btw, the viruses we use in this club are Goliath syndrome, G- Virus, Zanther,and animilia.

Go back about 10 pages or more for the last couple viruses.
Fist page has Goliath syndrome.
thoadthetoad
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He's just mad cuz anyone can beat him at the art of flame war, don't listen to him. Anyways, new member of the month is up and I'm not gonna be on HALF as much.

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Thanks for the member of the month! But I really have been tied up also... so being as active as I once was is going to be difficult...

thoadthetoad
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yeah, don't worry bout it, I'll just give M.O.T.M. to someone else.
+++Scenario+++
In order to have some fun, you heist a couple of games from a local toy store, on the way back to your heavily fortified hideout, which has a mounted gun and a gas-guzzling jeep, you notice that you may have spent a little too much time browsing through the 1 player board games at toys "R" us. It's now nightfall, which means that the running zombies are starting to come out from their holes. You see 10 fast ones, 3 G-Virus creatures (which the Goliath syndrome immaculately DOESN'T attack)and around 100 Goliath Syndrome zombies. You have a Toys "R" Us behind you and a handgun with 2 rounds of 14 bullets. "WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?!!?!?!?!"

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, well thoad........I thinik i would turn around and climb the shelfs and stay in there. If I had other survivors at the base, they would wait there untill at least tommorow, and I would want to life.


I wanted member of the month.......NO! OF THE YEAR! lol

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you know this is fake zombies are fake

skater_kid_who_pwns
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WOW! Look at that, he knows zombies are fake, lets clap for him. Spam post! And I will flag it. thanks.

thoadthetoad
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zactly my fine feathered pony friend. We all know zombies are fake, but then again, my virus is unlike any zombie. . .so shuddup. Plus, my type of zombie is probably more likely to happen than any other. . .except the fact that it's from the U.S.

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Yeah. Most people think zombies come out of the ground.

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