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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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slliM
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If I join, can I have sex with the zombies?


Oh wow, that was HILARIOUS!!!

No.

Seriously though dude, you just got flagged.

Good job idiot.

And now you will probably never be able to join.

Nice.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, so i'm just gonna say your demonic preist as well, and all the rest of them to. I dont care about you. i flaged them and they wil be taken away so good bye.

thoadthetoad
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ya, same guy, he even admits it and I guess the mods will just keep knocking him out till he runs out of freakin' numbers for fake e-mail adresses.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok,

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You are in the middel of a storm with out a weapon. You have about 15 goliath syndroms comeing towards you. you have a small role of duk tape, and a old pipe laying nearby. What do you do?

bigbrain
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I pick up the pipe. Then a thunder hits it and I get a THUNDERPIPE and pwn everybody!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, if you got struck by lighting, you would die. You need to be more serious bigbrain.

matthewsims
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My plan is to go in my solid cement basement and board and barracade the all the windows in the house. Move all the food down here and put frozen goods in the freezer. Find first-aid and weapons. Then hide in the basement and wait for the worst.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Flag
My plan is to go in my solid cement basement and board and barracade the all the windows in the house. Move all the food down here and put frozen goods in the freezer. Find first-aid and weapons. Then hide in the basement and wait for the worst.


ok one thing, you would run out of food eventually, and there would be no power, so no freezer, so rotten food. Also, what type of weapons would you take?
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can i join?

quakingphear
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I'd take the pipe and duct-tape and run. There's no way you can take 15 Goliaths with just a pipe. I would hope that I lose them in the storm, and get to shelter if I could.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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can i join?


just post a plan, about wer eyou owuld go and such.

Posspm, we only want serious people here, so get lost.

I would probably duck tape the pipe to my hand to afoide it flying out if it was wet. Then I would try and sigel out zombies one at a time, and if that didnt work, RUN!
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Here's some brian-stormed rules and regs:

Rules and Regulations | ZSC:

Joining:
To join; please resort to the first page. If you would need extra help; comment either the Admin (Thoad), Pres (Skater), Vice-Pres (Time)
â  Please do NOT post; can I join?
â  Do NOT allow other members in... only an the Admin can... (this does not mean you cannot recommend this)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Spamming/Flaming:
Spamming is not going to be tolerated in the slightest in this club, at all. Personally, I find it annoying and inexcusable!

Spam to look for:
â  Comments like: zombies rox!, lolz FAIL, can I join?, etc...
â  Others would be; pictures and comments under 10 words.
â  Flaming; any comment we deem rude (mean, or obscene)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Plans/Scenarios/Viruses:
Plans, Scenarios, and viruses should be well thought through and original... meaning do not copy movies; games; TV shows. This means complete copying, though, .... so basing your ideas off them is actually advised!

What not to do | Plans:
â  Writing plans under 5 sentences; I would survive, I would hide with a gun, etc...
â  Copying a plan; this would become a immediate Temp. Ban (doing this another time would be a Perm. Ban)

What not to do | Scenarios:
â  Again, writing a scenario under 5 sentences is NOT gonna fly! (Unless said otherwise)
â  Copying a scenario; same applies as plans (see what not to do | plans)

What not to do | Viruses:
â  Creating a virus that is impossible to defeat
â  Copying a virus; same applies with all
â  Making the world empty (minus the survivor)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Please; follow these rules and enjoy our Zombie Survival Club!
- From the ZSC team

skater_kid_who_pwns
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ok, adding on up there, if your not a member you cant make viruses or senarios. Just plans, and awsner senarios.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, seing as i have no clue what that means.....FLAG!

slliM
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Darn...

The 2nd page again?

We can't let this die!!

My answer to skater's scenario is simple.

I would grab the pipe, tape duct tape around it(better grip and I couldn't be shocked, and would run and defend myself with the pipe. There is no way you could even take one Goliath syndrome creature with a pipe! It would be OK for defending yourself though.

Sorry about the short answer to the scenario...

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