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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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ace11ace11
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well yeah it would eventually kill the zombie but its not going to stop and put the fire out.

slliM
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Don't tell me this is actually a thread...


Thanks for all the spam...

Anyways...

!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@SCENARIO!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@


Virus/es used:My virus.

"Hello? Can anyone here me?" Blared the radio for the first time in a few months.
"I need help, my son has been bitten, not by a zombie, but something completely different, almost like a human, but not."
"We best not pay attention to these people." said Michael, the oldest of your small group of people
"Please, if you can hear us, please come help us. We are in the middle of central park with no food, water, or weapons." Begged the man on the radio.
A new voice, This one young and emotionless."Hey dad, can you give me a hand over here?".
"What?" asked the father.
"Hey dad can you give me a hand over here?", again blurted the boy.

3 Hours later.

It's 12:00 and everyone is asleep. You remember the radio broadcast from earlier to day.
Around you lay 5 people, including Michael, 3 22. pistols, a shotgun, a carbine, an emergency flare, and a katana.
You want to save the dad who probably has no idea what his son is turning into. You have 2 hours till the transformation is over with and the boy is fully infected. You-

(btw it will take you 1 hour to get there on foot with out being noticed.)
Tell what you'd do and then I'll answer back to it.

Btw, Skater, I'm expecting an epic answer to this!!!

I'll kill you if you fail me.

Hahaha... just..kidding....uh.....erm....yeah.
slliM
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Please don't spam up the club...

Any ways, only thoadthetoad or skater_kid_who_pwns can decide that.

You need to read the first page, make a plan for if zombies attack, and answer some scenarios.

Also, there are some rules about this forum that are posted like a page or two back.

No three word posts or can I join?s are aloud here.

slliM
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Just reposting the rules so everyone knows them...

Here's some brian-stormed rules and regs:

Rules and Regulations | ZSC:

Joining:
To join; please resort to the first page. If you would need extra help; comment either the Admin (Thoad), Pres (Skater), Vice-Pres (Time)
â� Please do NOT post; can I join?
â� Do NOT allow other members in... only an the Admin can... (this does not mean you cannot recommend this)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Spamming/Flaming:
Spamming is not going to be tolerated in the slightest in this club, at all. Personally, I find it annoying and inexcusable!

Spam to look for:
â� Comments like: zombies rox!, lolz FAIL, can I join?, etc...
â� Others would be; pictures and comments under 10 words.
â� Flaming; any comment we deem rude (mean, or obscene)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Plans/Scenarios/Viruses:
Plans, Scenarios, and viruses should be well thought through and original... meaning do not copy movies; games; TV shows. This means complete copying, though, .... so basing your ideas off them is actually advised!

What not to do | Plans:
â� Writing plans under 5 sentences; I would survive, I would hide with a gun, etc...
â� Copying a plan; this would become a immediate Temp. Ban (doing this another time would be a Perm. Ban)

What not to do | Scenarios:
â� Again, writing a scenario under 5 sentences is NOT gonna fly! (Unless said otherwise)
â� Copying a scenario; same applies as plans (see what not to do | plans)

What not to do | Viruses:
â� Creating a virus that is impossible to defeat
â� Copying a virus; same applies with all
â� Making the world empty (minus the survivor)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Please; follow these rules and enjoy our Zombie Survival Club!
- From the ZSC team

champion10
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This is a well organized club. Also i would like to join if i can.

slliM
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This is a well organized club. Also i would like to join if i can.


Read what I just posted, read the front page, make a plan, answer some scenarios, and wait.

Maybe if you don't spam you will be more likely to be able to join.

Thoad is veeery picky on who he chooses to add to the club.

If you seem good 'nough you might be able to get in.

And thank you about the well organized thing, we pride ourselves on being one of the most spam free clubs.

I just sounded like a total douche.
thoadthetoad
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yep, totally. Anyways, the new member of the month is up, and like SlliM said, you need to make a plan if the Goliath Syndrome attacked (first page characteristics). Then you just have to answer a scenario and be active. Simple as that. I've seen you before, and your quite mature, you might be a good asset.

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Ok, sllim, as i like my life....EPIC AWNSER!!!!!!!!!

(the list of weapons is here for my refrence) 3 22. pistols, a shotgun, a carbine, an emergency flare, and a katana.


it was dark now, the rest of my group sleeping. It was around a year after the outbreak, anyone alive now would be very lucky to be alive. There were 6 of us in the group, Me, Andy, Max, Alexa, And our newest...Michael. Andy was the first person i came across...well actually he came across me, allmost shot me in my sleep untill I woke up. he used to be a forest ranger, he had blue eyes a boyish face, and close chop blonde hair. Max had come next. Me and Andy stumbled across him nd the corpses of his frineds in a library, with a broken arm. He had brown eyes, with brown hair down to his eyes in the front, and his neck on the back and sides. Then came Alexa, our little princess of sorts. We found her in an abondened house, she had come from a rich family with long blonde hair, and was dressed i ndesigner clothes. Now, we found michale. We had only found him a short while ago in a wallmart the door was welded shut with scrap metall, but when he heard real voices he came over and let us in when he saw we were normal. I was now going over that last message on the radio, a father and son, and the dad was in danger. I rolled over,and shoved the sheated kantana into my belt loop, grabed a .22 with about 50 bullets and woke up the rest of the group. Andy took a shotgun and a .22 while max took the other. Michale took the carbine. Alexa took a lighter and a flaer just in case. We never let her fight, her good spirits were need to keep as alive and we couldn't risk her life.
"greg, look I told you he's dead by now!"
"Hrm....and what if there not? Look, if you dont wanna come, you can stay here and hope no zombies find you! There isn't no steel door to keep them off here now is there? Andy Max and Alexa are comeing with me and thats all I need!" I was yeeling, I was one of the youngest but i was in comand here, andy was the power and the reason, I was the adventures soul that made fast decisons. Michale just looked at the ground and kicked at the dirt. "Good, now Andy, what's the quickest route?" I questioned.
"ot the quickest, the safest. Your awnser is here." Andy had taken out a map and was pointing at a row of houses streching across the city to the park, they were connected for the most part and would make travel from roof to roof quick and easy. Max and alexa were standing away from the group, and i saw max slip alexa a sling shot with a few spiked wooden balls he had obviously made himself.
"Allright, come on" i said as I started the shortwalk that would take around an hour due to defensive precosions. The trip was sighlent, other then Andy pointing the safest route out here and there. Then there it was, The park. There were zombies like you wouldnt imagine, all over the place, searching for the prey that by the looks of it were in a house built on the side of 3 trees, and a statue. No bigger then one room in a normal house. it was suspended with a walkway that ended up on a nearby roof top. "Andy, you go first. if there are that type of zombie, they will die from the shotgun." So he took the lead. i told alexa to stay behind with michale and max and take out some of the zombies below in the park while we got anyone alive from the shack. The path was rickady, and threatened to fall, even though it never did. "Ok, on the count of three I'm gonna open the door" i said. "when I do, hold your ground and wait till they say something. If they repeat the same thing tiwce, waste them." He only nodded in response, and we stated to hear the gun shots of mak and Michael from the roof. "One......two.....three!" i threw the door open, and was suprised to see a boy lying in ropes i na corner and a man, leaning against the wall. The son was repeating something to his dad, but his dead keeped refusing to help his (demon son). He walked over to use and told use what was going on and how his son had tryed to attack him.
"Sir, we are gonna have to kill your son i'm afraid." i said. "What!?! You monster..no! I won't let you!" he put his body in the way of his son. Andy, carry him up to the roof, i will deal with the kid. Once Andy had him clear of the room, i unsheathed the machete, and stabbed it trough him in a effert to safe ammo. I turned to see andy hanging from one hand off the path, and the man running toward me with a hammer. "Kill my son will you? Now I will kill you!" He swung at me with the hammer, but i ducked and swung around wih the kantana killing him. i ran ahead to help up Andy. "You ok?" I questioned him wondering how he got on the edge like that. "fine, perfectly fine" he muttered. Now lets gt out of here.


Ok, was that epic enough for you?

quakingphear
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I'd take the twenty two and the katana and the flare and a days worth of food, and two days worth of water. I'd go to were they are at, then wait and see what the boy turns into after I watch from far away. Once the boy turns, or dies I'd step in and offer help to the dad, and see if he wanted to come. If not, wish him luck, and go back and make sure he doesn't follow me, leading more zombies to us. If you-know-what hits the fan, I'd use the flare and find shelter, and wait for the cavalry.

ace11ace11
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I would use the katana as my main women and would only resort to slashing across to chop off there head because it would be hard to get the sword out of the skull to easily atack another zombie. Then I would try to make my way to central park avoiding as much attention as I can. Finally I would have to take them with me and wait for the kid to turn and kill him because if the man saw me kill his child for no reason he would have an emotional brakedown and he would be useless, and finally retreat back to my original post(if not overun) and wait for the next day to move to a safer area.

slliM
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Epic answer skater!

That was amazing dude.

You other guys did ok.

Maybe just because I read skater's first.

cool


Seriously?

Honestly?

Read my last couple posts...
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Rules and Regulations | ZSC:

Joining:
To join; please resort to the first page. If you would need extra help; comment either the Admin (Thoad), Pres (Skater), Vice-Pres (Time)
-Please do NOT post; can I join?
-Do NOT allow other members in... only an the Admin can... (this does not mean you cannot recommend another member)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Spamming/Flaming:
Spamming is not going to be tolerated in the slightest in this club, at all. Personally, I find it annoying and inexcusable!

Spam to look for:
-Comments like: zombies rox!, lolz FAIL, can I join?, etc...
-Others would be; pictures and comments under 10 words.
-Flaming; any comment we deem rude (mean, or obscene)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Plans/Scenarios/Viruses:
Plans, Scenarios, and viruses should be well thought through and original... meaning do not copy movies; games; TV shows. This means complete copying, though, .... so basing your ideas off them is actually advised!

What not to do | Plans:
-Writing plans under 5 sentences; I would survive, I would hide with a gun, etc...
-Copying a plan; this would become a immediate Temp. Ban (doing this another time would be a Perm. Ban)

What not to do | Scenarios:
-Again, writing a scenario under 5 sentences is NOT gonna fly! (Unless said otherwise)
-Copying a scenario; same applies as plans (see what not to do | plans)

What not to do | Viruses:
-Creating a virus that is impossible to defeat
-Copying a virus; same applies with all
-Making the world empty (minus the survivor)
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->

Please; follow these rules and enjoy our Zombie Survival Club!
- From the ZSC team
<--------------------------------------------| ZSC |-------------------------------------------->


Sorry. . . but those weird symbols were bothering me. . .
But with that covered. . . I will try to interact more. . . sadly I some how temporarily forgotten about ZSC, but I'm back. . .

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hrm......I get lazy toaward the end of writeing them, and it just kinda gets jumbled, you know.

thoadthetoad
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man, I really wish that we could edit posts, I'd post the rules up too. . . . . CRAP!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Thoad, you didn't even compliment me for me half hour entry up there!?!?! *sad face* Well.....good ye thoad *pulls a pistol out of pocket and shoots thoad*

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