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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Devoidless
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You all do know that zombies can not drown, right? They do not need the oxygen to keep on functioning.

The only barrier a moat or such would be against zombie would be that zombies can not swim. But they can still float.

thoadthetoad
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To true. But hinik of this. If your on an island, it would take tooonnnnns of wood to get out to the island in the first place, then you need some means of ancoring it in place, and you would have to take agessss to build that.

but it would be very much worth it.

You all do know that zombies can not drown, right?

I hope I don't get the ban hammer for saying this but *inhale*
YOU FAIL
The characteristics of the zombie are of my own virus, of which is completely original. The virus is the Goliath Syndrome, and zombies can drown, becase the parasite that lives in the zombie requires air. Take out the air, take out the zombie, or just take out the parasite, whatever floats your boat.
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BAN! XD

Oh, in that case...what if the zombie floated on it's back? So air flow could still get to the parasite. See, see? Floating zombies are baaaad neeeews.

thoadthetoad
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you forget that most of their brain is rotted out, you actually DO need to figure out how to float, so they would pretty much walk and trip into the water, and drown like an infant baby.

Devoidless
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Nah...dead bodies float. And I am pretty sure they are no brain activity at all.

thoadthetoad
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lookat page. . . .what page was it? crud, anyways, in the 120's (i'll fish it out later) there's a post about EVERYTHING concerning that, and just how exactly the virus get's in you. Sides, they'll be doing a bunch of unintended just if they can only move their legs in a exxxtremely repetetive way.

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Oh, in that case...what if the zombie floated on it's back? So air flow could still get to the parasite. See, see? Floating zombies are baaaad neeeews.


Your giving them to much credit, there brain is rotted, so not much thought happening up stairs.
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As said, dead bodies can float face up. Why?

After a certain point following death, enough gasses build up in the stomach and intestines(produced from normal decay) to make it so a body can float face up.

Yeah.

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As said, dead bodies can float face up. Why?
After a certain point following death, enough gasses build up in the stomach and intestines(produced from normal decay) to make it so a body can float face up.
Yeah.


but even if they're able to float to you, they're still dead from tripping into the water
thoadthetoad
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As said, dead bodies can float face up. Why?

they can float, but you'd need brainpower in order to swim WHILE facing up.
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Well. if they were face up, grated the tide was pushing them toward you it could cause some problems yes...but i think you would be able to shot them or sometihng, before they washed up, seeing as they couldn't move aside from the tide. And asumming the tide or waves wouldn't flip them over...

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1- Dead bodies don't always float facing upward, actually that's slightly rare because bodies are more dense in the chest area and front (due to the simple fact that most of the organs are located there)

After a certain point following death, enough gasses build up in the stomach and intestines(produced from normal decay) to make it so a body can float face up.

Granted they are dead for a certain period of time. . . I'm pretty sure it would have to be a week or so, right?
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I would think that it would be an unlucky fluke if a zombie actually floated face up...

I don't think it would make since that if they fall in water they would just immediately flip over, especially if they are brain dead.

So... yeah and please don't use the banhammer on me, and stuff...

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you know.....I just understood the banhammer. lol, mods can ban, so its a banhammer.......yeahhhh.

Any ways, i love how mods are becomeing part of the daily discussion. We are getting close to page 150!

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Haha, mod(s)? All I see is me for now. *pouts*

But anyways! Back to discussion.

It would not take al that long for the gasses to build up inside of the bodies. Maybe a week for max effect. At that point, regardless of how brain dead(or um...dead) the body is, it will almost always float face up.

And I assume that these zombies in question are by definition dead, correct? Because even if there is a parasite in their brains keeping them 'alive' and controlling them, I would imagine that the body would still be technically dead.

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