EGGMAN IS NOT HIS FUCKING NAME. LEARN TO GET IT RIGHT. HIS NAME IS DOCTOR FUCKING ROBOTNIK. IF YOU NOOBS DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING NADE YOU. UNDERSTAND?
Seriously. Robotnik would kick Bowser's ass anyday. Bowser would be like 'RAH I BREATHE FIRE!'. Robotnik would jump into his fireproof robot and start shooting missiles at Bowser while he tries to jump and shoot fire at him.