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guys one joke at a time.

8/10 that was funny,

this is long.

yo mamma so poor, I asked what she was doing kicking a can down the street and she said, "moving"

yo mama so smelly that when she farts al gore blames her for global warming
yo mama so fat her pants size is bitch lose some weight
yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
what do you think of these?

Yo mamma's so poor that when you ring the door bell, she says "ding dong"
Yo mamma's so skinny that her shirt has only one stripe.
yo mamma's so fat that her belly button gets home 20 minutes before she does.

i hope my mama don't see this thread...

Yo mama's so ugly that pictures of her are the worlds most powerful weapon.

Yo mamma's so fat that people go spelunking in her belly button.

Hmmm... 6/10...

Yo mommas so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was her phone number

Yo mama's so fat that the scale said, "to be continued..."

yo mama so fat her pants size is b**** lose some weight
yo mama so geto when she breast feeds coolade comes outs
ive heard that before its pretty funny though

Yo mama's so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.

yo mamma is sooo fat that it took a train and 2 buses to get on her good side!

yo mommas so ugly the doctor slapper her mama and said "why the **** did you do an elephant?"

7/10

yo mammas so fat a whale came up and sang "we are family, even though your fatter then me"

haha classic!
6/10

Yo mommas so fat when she got on the scale it said, "One person at a time please!"

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Yo mammas so stupid & fat that when she saw a wiener dog she asked the man walking it "Can I have your hot dog?"