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jdoggparty
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k, one person says a yo mamma joke then the next personrates it and says another one. This continues.

My joke:

[i]yo mamma so fat when she asked NASA to be an astronaut they said "Please, we don't need another planet."

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DragonRawrz
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8/10 Quite good.
Yo Mamma's so stupid and fat that when she saw a pig, she thought it was her daughter.

webkinzlover7654
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8/10 Did you make that up? I made mine up.

Yo Mamma's so ugly that when she and her husband walked into a store, the manager said "Didn't you see the sign? NO PETS ALLOWED, that includes walruses"

I made that up..

mechninja
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Yo mamma so poor,she got 1 tooth in her mouth,and 2 in her pocket!

mechninja
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Yo mamma so stupid,when she ordered something from the M'c Donalds dollar menu she said,"How much?"

Jetcord
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5/10, I don't get it

Yo mamma so stupid when she walked into the ocean, the whales jumped up and sang "We are family... Even though your bigger than me!"

DeadlyVelociraptor
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mine aren't the best...

you mama is so short, she needs a ladder to get off the carpet.

Yo mama is so fat when people see her they scream "It's an eclipse"

Yo mama is so fat the only way are attracted to her is because of her amazing mass!

mechninja
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(not trying to be racsis and this goes to nobody,....but....) Yo mamma so black,when I shot a bullet @ her,the bullet came back and said"I need a flashlight."

Legenduninfected
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Never, EVER, EVER. Say that in public. This my friend, is public. I think you're racist.

mechninja
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I'm not trying to be....

Ghgt99
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Yo mamma is so fat when god said let there be light he meant for her to move.

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