The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.
The rules are simple, Rap hard!
There is no end, just rapping.
I'll start.
Well, I'm sittin here on my chair, Wonderin if this is fair, cause everyone knows that it's summertime. And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes. As I type all of these words, that no one's ever heard, I think about who I am, do my raps sound like a lamb? And then I get back to business, Everything's fine
u think u can say what i can and cannot do everyone here can see u r a fool it is clear that i am the jewel of the crown, boy shut up or il make u lie down 6 feet deep in the dirt u like to flex but u will just get hurt.
Woody_7007 Your rapping like a pro. (are you like secretly icecube or something?)
Anywayssss..........
I made a man emotionaly scared, now he can be legaly regarded as a retard that be you if you keep messin' wit' me. i will make you sick, get one your last nerve cause your sounding like some grow up nerd. i was just cooking up some bass and i might as well just throw in you tiny rappin' @$$ I am gonna all your mistakes in my book you guys are jus' some washed up shnocks I got my A game back so just go smoke some more of yo' crack I addmit i aint no MC hammer but you sure as hell won't hear me stammer its allright if ya'll start to gander my grammer may suck, and my spelling harder Cause i am just getting started woody man you got notin' on me i really can't make you all see I am a legend in this game and all of you just kepp trying to gain, what you think will make you famous
Well, that was the best i got. Sorry for the swear in there, I will try to keep it clean from now on. And as for the MC hammer thing, every one else did so I decided to throw it in there.
I usually hate rap,but I can't stand you guys butchering any form of poetry or music.So I will take a stab at it,even though I'm not too good at it.
Can you tell me why you want rap to die none of you know how to rhyme Its like you can't find the time Cholokid I know your my friend but where did those lyrics a recycling bin? and woody if you think your good I'm sorry you misunderstood now skater kid you think you got skill well your rap sure does kill Now then flappybob999 actually your lyrics are just fine but for the rest of you out there none of you can even compare you call that poetry? well you could've fooled me seriously guys just stop where your at Oh I'm sorry is there a problem with that now those lyrics hurt my ear so please just get out of here
Woody_7007 Your rapping like a pro. (are you like secretly icecube or something?)
yes i managed to keep my identity secret for a long time. I was just a frined of a guy who knew lethal bizzle( a brit rapper) and he got me in2 it. Im not that good compared sum guys i know.trust me.
Well Crimson Blade i took it personally Youre barking up the wrong tree the spotlights on me ur cusses dont work cos u aint a true g ur the only 1 in the crowd who wants to boo me but truly u aint the chief cos wen i step up youll shake like a leaf
Huh?woody first learn how to use proper grammar.The only reason I participated was because you guys don't know how to truly write poetry,and rap and all lyrics should be treated as such.if you are going to have two lines rhyme with each other than they should be of a fairly equal length of each other.Otherwise it won't sound very good.Also some of them don't even rhyme with each other.That last one was OK,but some of the ones you made were just terrible,and I'm not going to bother continue.Mainly because I don't really like rap.
The only reason I participated was because you guys don't know how to truly write poetry,and rap and all lyrics should be treated as such.if you are going to have two lines rhyme with each other than they should be of a fairly equal length of each other.Otherwise it won't sound very good.Also some of them don't even rhyme with each other.
dont come in here and lecture people how to make rap. Its not poetry. Its meant to be spontaneous not formulaic as a rap battle would be.
some of the ones you made were just terrible
ur free 2 have ur opinion but id like 2 see u do better. urs wasnt up to much.
I'm not going to bother continue.Mainly because I don't really like rap.
If u dont like rap this clearly isnt the thread for u then is it?
first off you are about to get 1000 posts,and I originally was not,but seriously I was talking about this.
he was a want he? eh i satisfied my thirst 4 revenge.
learn how to speak normally if you are not trying to rap,and what do you mean its supposed to be spontaneous.
Yo u got the same rhyme as me Why u hypin 4 thats a coincidence U say can u picture this u drownin in my piss I say i aint got time 2 deal with this **** ive got things on my mind i got a heavy load lyricist, im the best on da road, nitro flow, oh-so-cold, I'ma blow yo, keep the hoes, I only want dough homes, nobody close, I'm alone in my own zone, no no love for the cholo, loco when I rock mics solo, I hope that you know, where you don't go thoe, want it with Bolo? Must be coco.
First off use spell check,and also only about like three or four lines in here really rhyme.That is why I got so ticked off,but the reason I got on here is because cholokid told me about it.Also what the heck is a Bolo?Is that even a real word?Anyways lets just stop all of this.I only submitted the original as a joke.
i can speak normally. My speech and my typing skills are totally different. U cant use spell check on here. I mean this thread is supposed to emulate a rap battle which are by their very nature spontaneous. U cant use spell check on here. I dont care too much wot u think about my rhymes and they do rhyme if u rap them in a british accent.load and road cholo and solo bolo coco all rhyme the other ones rhyme when u say em quick. like rap should be( or at leaast how this was intended) a bolo is a punch used in boxing or a knife. so yes it is a word. Its british slang. Im willing to stop. I didnt relaise anything had really kicked off in the first place. Thats fine im not questioning why u came on here but to criticise people rhymes wen its all just for fun is a bit sad.
Well if you ask me, this has sort of steered away from the original point. So it's my duty to bring it's sorry a** back to life.
These lyrics are not mine (don't bit** to me about it because there are apparentley no rules).
Anywaysssssss they are:
P Unit Foreva P Unit P Unit whatâs up fellas?
Yo yo where my WASPs at? M V Marthaâs Vineyard
Holla back Tell Buffy to chirp me
Sip sip Yo! Straight out of Cape Cod Weâre keeping it real Weâre going to have a party makes the ladies squeal Weâre going to turn it on with our parentsâ riches Weâll serve Smirnoff raw tea and finger sandwiches
We keeps it real by real we mean rich from New Hampshire to Vermont from the Main line to Greenwich Cause no oneâs harder than a New England gangsta We drink raw tea on the south wing verandah
Tea Partay!
High tea in the palour makes the ladies holla
Partay! Smirnoff raw tea Lemon peach and raspberry
We sail yachts and we ride on horses Every meal we eat comes in multiple courses When itâs time to party we have a tea partay And we keeps it real the old money way
Haters love to clown our Ivy League education but theyâre just jealous âcause our families run the nation
Yo whereâs the love at the Tea Partay but if youâre going to show up send an RSVP our way
Tea Partay
High tea in the parlour makes the ladies holla Partay! Smirnoff raw tea lemon peach and raspberry
We play croquet and we go rollablading Hereâs to homies on lock for insider trading Itâs a tea partay from Maine to Amagansett (some hear Megansett) We might be vanilla but our labs are chocolate Weâre chilling from our heads and white tennis visors Right down to our toes in a pair of top siders
But now itâs time to break but please will you promote Smirnoff raw tea parties and weâll send a thankyou note in cursiveâ¦
Tea Partay⦠Tea Partay⦠Tea Partayâ¦
Please drink responsibly and visit teapartay.com playa
Artist: Prep Unit Song Title: Obviously Tea Partay
i wasnt personally offended. and i dont mean in ur rhyme. all the rhymes are in good nature. but u tellin people why their rhymes is bad is against what this thread wos made for. 2 have a laugh. U turned it sour by sayin how bad we were according to you. If u dont like it then dont bother saying it. U just make urself look like a prik.
Here are some other lyrics not by me that i think is a suitable reply to ur song ricador. not so funny but a more accurate reflection.
Welcome to England part of so called Great Britain But aint a fuckin fing great about the way we are livin For me its hard to see how we're perceived overseas its belived we sip teas and speak like the queen Nigga please these streetsll suck ya blood like a leech A lot of shells and u get wet but real far from a beach Dole queue 50 pounds a week ends dont meet If you're like me even your mums done hussle more than weed Times are harder We get dads but few get fathers And we still pray but shit get few answers Every single area wiv the ethnic majority Full of drugs guns n poverty gettin to 30 is a lottery And the government deceiving the white working classes Into believing they so poor due to us black bastards Bullshit like we livin so cool go to your local fast food take a look at whose serving you And the schools is bullshit too so we wating out grammers Im estranged amongst the manz cos i got some exams I grew up amongst thieves real nice witht heir knowledge But im the only 1 who finished school let alone college Our role models aint doctors but shotters whop pop hollows Chefs that cook food thatl kill u if u swallow So addicted once the wikid team holy and never right I cant begin to count the lives ive seen consumed by the pipe Walking ghosts that sold they own soul for them rocks And mandem shot them rocks just to cop rocks Cos this shinin can of rocks makes sluts suck cock Along with drops in the rep in the endz for bustin gun shots With this on topp you cannot tell me all is not lost Grown mandem bustin shots jus cos they dyin for props Thats why public displays guns sprayin in raves But most of these youths cant shoot so innocents hit by the strays Our futures fucked that much is obvious And im far from perfect so i make no promises Cos everyday create more Dooreen Laurwences So its fake when they make out like all is positive I gotta keep tham things and be willin to bust em Niggas is ignorant no discussion you get murdered for nothin A pregnant woman got knee capped over a car crash 10 year old boy stabbed and left bleeding to death in his own flats Man is warrin over man is not even in drugs You get plugged for steppin on the wrong toe in clubs You wanna know how real it is? Il tell u with ease all u goota do is look at the last 2 new years eves The one just passed four teenage girls went out for a blast Two never came home machine guns that were blasted Year before? A man survived a shot in the chest bullet peirced the wall put the gunmans own frined to his death And whats funny? Is that we aint evenn shocked This shit happens every day so we just shrugg it off And thats the basic introduction to Britains black community No puffies or jiggas cos we got no unity Thats why half the world dont even know that we're here Yet we live in the same struggle our mothers cry the same tears And of course i want my kids to have a better life But for now? I gotta survive.
sick song woody. Thought id give it a go lil bro like back in the day.
Thug of the family, who could I be? R wit the O to the Y that's me Thug of the family, who could I be? R wit the O to the Y that's me R - O - Y still thuggin Shot Benz in a rave while I'm clubbin Ladies come around and they bugging Make g's like if I was robbing Player haters they are Watching and they're plotting and they're watching my scars Watching and they're plotting and they're watching my stops Watching an they're plotting and they're watching my crops Never gonna stop Never gonna stop
