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flappybob999
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Peasant

The first rap arena did extremely well, so I thought I'd bring it back. I've asked Strop if it was okay, and he missed it too.

The rules are simple,
Rap hard!

There is no end, just rapping.

I'll start.

Well,
I'm sittin here on my chair,
Wonderin if this is fair,
cause everyone knows that it's summertime.
And that's when I break out these crazy rhymes.
As I type all of these words,
that no one's ever heard,
I think about who I am,
do my raps sound like a lamb?
And then I get back to business,
Everything's fine

Cause I'm Flappybob999.

Small, I know, but that was the opening.

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woody_7007
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Peasant

alrite then prepare 2 get embarrassed

You chat like your the don but your not
Your stuck in a place which is very hot
Youre sitting on the ground and can only admire
Me in my jet going higher and higher
To get a CK you gotta go near to the threat
Me? I dont even break a sweat
I just get radar lock and push a button
You down there get sweaty for nothin.

Thats all i got man.lol.dont b offended.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Woah, guys, peace and round
stick your foot on the ground
One step at a time,
going have to make this rhyme
We don't go home,
We stay in Rome.
We ain't going to crash
Just give all your cash.
Hand it over,
and get in the land rover.

Makes no sense at all.

RoyalMarine
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Nomad

I was a little offended. Anyways here i go!

You flyboys think youre the cream of the crop
But we all know you aint at the top
We are the ones doing all the dirty work
You just fly in drop your bombs and smirk
You go to your rooms flip on the tele and take it easy
But we are the ones that you see on tv
The royal marines on the groud taking a hit
If you were with us you would definitely split
But I dont because this is the life for me
The Royal Marines by land and by sea

A little bit of inter force rivalry is a good thing!

woody_7007
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Peasant

lol nice.

You think your hard but you aint got a clue
You are worthless to us like crap on a shoe
You say i am arrogant i am just realistic
I could easily say that you are sadistic
Stabbing and shooting and screaming with glee
I drop bombs on people i cannot see
Just because i dont want to shave in water that is cold
Or see and do things that wil scar my soul
At the end of the day i get all the girls in bars
So long live the RAF, through adversity to the stars.

The stabbing bit was a bit ovr exxagerated but hey i know what u were like when we were kids.

RoyalMarine
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Nomad

yes i think it was too.lol.

the royal marines are the hardest bastards on earth
we laugh at u RAF boys with mirth
our soldiering skills we like to exhibit
even if some people find it explicit
i dont take pleasure in killing its the way i was made
i use the skills i was blessed with to get the bills paid
i dont try and hide from the realm of death
ive seen peoples eyes when they take in their last breath
as for the birds its not you its your cash
i am picky i dont want wastegash

I overexagerated about the fact i am a heartless killing machine aswell lol. I just needed something to fit the rhymes.

woody_7007
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Peasant

Well time for my riposte then isnt it!

Us RAF boys are the smartest manz on the planet
We dont waste our breath one lock and theyve had it
We look so stylish when we do acrobatics
But beware were deadly we leave live bodies static
All we have to do is wait for the radar locks beep
Then we push a button and a bomb drops thouusands of feet
Terries hear the jets and stop and stare
Wouldnt you rather kill sitting in a chair?
As for the girls its all on the books
They dont want my cash but my rogueish good looks

I may have overexxagerated about my looks among other things.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

O man my lips are shakeing,
my body quaking,
this rapping bliss
I dont want to imparise any one
but if you insist you gonna get me pissed
im fliping mad, and im down right sad
you all just htink this is a fad
but its a work of art
if you all were smart
you would know these words gotta come from your heart
you just use the dictoanry,
throwing down words in a jumbled heap
so wrie this down on some of your stationary
i am the one, who knows my way around here
Cause by now you should know regrets
so you better get all that fake bride off your chest.

woody_7007
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Peasant

I do have something to get off my chest
With your rhymes i am not impressed
In fact i am now a little depressed
You spit you rhythms like you think your the best
But your rhymes are flat they have no zest
But that aint the only thing thats gettin me down
There is one matter that makes me frown
U seem to claim u are the smartest
But clearly u are the inferior artist
U want me to write down notes like its school
U think ur the don but you are a fool
So ye its good that your body has started to shake
Cos u my frined have been left in my wake

theone99
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Shepherd

ok first of all son

i dont like how you be done

i think this guys no fun(jk)

then i stand up and think

what should i do make him blink'

then when all's gone i come

and make evrything undone

then say "WHATCHYA GOT SON?"

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

Wait is yo' rap all ready done
and your rapping about fun
man your gonna get shunned.
rapping is the way i role
you sound like a tool
my words are flying like knives of death
they are lanind are in your chest
couse your come crawling,
knock at my door,
but you be on the hard brick floor
I toss out my lure
and pull you in
and i toss you in the bin
of wasted wannabes
they barked up the wrong tree,
dont you see
you dont wanna mess with me.

theone99
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Shepherd

yeah man, check it
im tired of this *EXPLICIT*
i cant take annymore of this a bit
at least i got grammar an spellin skills
and on the streets you aint got any kills
and what i say is what i do
so i be just sayin how about you
yo i be throwin up you rap
and smackin it with a huge SLAP
then i get in yo face
and whats that smel??

DEFEAT!!

and were the only ones posting here great.

Pazx
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Peasant

ok I might as well try
(my first line is in regards to 'and were the only ones posting here great.'

I'll post here its what I feel,
just gimmie the gun and I'll make a deal,
my fathers out cold is it a coma or nap,
but when I turned around there is a knife in his back,
so when I turned around I had to hold my ground cause,
there was a gangster with a gun and his face under his hat,
so he gave me a slap and he said take that,
my life is crap, so stop yapping
my life is crap, I'll stop rapping

note: I actually have a good life.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

hrm....pretty sweet rap man, i am just not in the mod to throw out some rymes now... maybe later.

Cholokid
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Cholokid
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Shepherd

was the dude like

"My name is mufasta's I am king on the land.
Better watch out, I'll slap you with the back of my hand!"

xD but yeah, good rap.

Cholokid
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Shepherd

I know many people fighting the war, and both my Grandfathers fought in wars. One was a Marine and the other a Naval fighter. So I was inspired. End this war.


Quiet I stand with a gun in my hand,
all around Sweat droppin caps be poppin,
all the people I see all the people I saw.
When does it end this war will descend,
my comrads giving their all just to fall,
my parents depend on a single call,
The lust to fight threw the dust
cant give in, thats an absolute must.
For all our freedom for all our liberty.
so hard to see them wish not to be them,
together we stand hand in hand crying our life away,
The chances our never to see each other on another day.

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