Forums → Forum Games → if you had to put a saying in a fortune cookie what would it be?

ohh i'm sorry that i'm not a girl!!!!gzzzzz...some people........>.>

"You will be hit by a train in the near future..."

kiss me.....readerhhh not again!

*you will eat a cookie that will say what u will do*

give me cheese!

^^^^^ lol...

Mine would say, "Seriously, what kind of loser reads these?"

I would write:

Have you noticed that the fortune cookie you just ate has poison? Well, I guess you didn't, because you read this slip of paper!

Mine would say: YEAH! Free paper!

This would make em wonder what side of the bars they're on.

"Ok, what's my fortune?"

Nobody ever gives me my fortune.

"you will grant chiliad_nodi's fortune."

hey let me guess you just keep raising that bar right ?

"Duck!"

"Buy more cookies, you will get more"