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"Swallow this cookie whole."

Anyone who actually believes what those cookies say should choke to death.

"Bonjour, Zou hav won a free zicket to France"

7 days

go to bed with sticy bum whake up with sticy finger

QQ.

"This fortune will explode in 5 second"

I would put " you will meet the dream of your life in 2 seconds turn around they are right behind you. This is the person behind them:

Lol I don't even want to click on that link seeing is how the last part of it is "FatChick.jpg"

Don't get caught in the zipper

This fortune in memory of Mittens, hope you enjoyed her.

"WARNING: This fortune is not edible."

please dont sue. ull find out later

Youll find love next to you

(my family and i like to put "in the bathroom" at the end of each fortune cookie! lol!)

you didnt wash my hands

Ha ha ha that made me lol.