I obviously have no clue what 'cool panda' means because I had to look it up in Urban Dictionary.
It kind of implies a 'cool', 'sexually awkward', 'fat guy'. But I can say right now, I'm not fat, but I am sexually awkward. And by not fat, I mean that the BMI scale says I'm 'normal weight'. What does 'cool panda' mean? I read an article on how Pandas are too lazy to have sex.