ForumsArt, Music, and WritingPeriodic Poetry Contest - Theme: Touch of Truth (Page 390, due Jan. 28)

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DragonMistress
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First, I will post the overall rules, and then I will post the specifics about this week.

Original rules, as stated by Ubertuna:

It must fit the week's theme.
It must be submitted by the deadline.
It cannot have inappropriate language in it.
It cannot be stolen (if you plagiarize, we will find you).


Also:

The poem must be created for this contest
A user cannot win two weeks in a row (though everyone is welcome to submit every week!)
Only one submission per user will be accepted

As we all know, the winner will recieve a merit, and their poem will be featured on the _Poetry_ page.


OK, on to this week's topic...Again, we are having a style instead of a theme. Also, this week we are having TWO WEEKS to do it, instead of the usual one. Why? Because this will be an EPIC poem. Or, rather, a parody of an epic poem. Generally, epic poetry is very long, and tells the serious story of a heroic figure. Well, this week, the epic figure is YOU! Write a long poem (I'll leave the definition of 'long' up to you, but give it a good go) about the heroic story of you! It can be silly, serious, whatever... just have fun with it. You have two weeks, so have a great time!
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flappybob999
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That's mazzelhs for you, young boy!


Young boy? XP

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Nice poem, Jalex. Made me laugh. ;P
jalex13
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take that kingryan!

so, how do you like the poem Zophia?

Zophia
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Zophia ate it up like ham.
I'm a vegetarian, btw. :P
But good job! ^^

Young boy? XP
Insider joke with myself. Because of the last post here.

Lulz themes are fun^^
I wonder what a serious entry for this would be like, though.
flappybob999
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Well, I decided to do my first poem that isn't about nature about you, Zoph. BE GRATEFUL!! ;P
Zophia the great

Zophia, once a user,
now a mod,
not a loser.
Deletin spam is her thing,
*Gasp* She bought a bling-bling.

Zophia, helps out newbs,
banning people with her shoes,
striking them down with a banhammer,
Hey; better than the slammer.

Zophia, that's her name,
deleting spam is her game,
locking threads all day and night,
never once in a fight!

Zophia, likes AG,
and she knows just about everybody,

Uh-oh, looks like it's the end.
Zophia, you're my friend.


Thank you! Thank you! *Bows*
*Hey! Get off the stage!*
*Dashes off stage*

ubertuna
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Technically ubertuna can enter too, he just can't win. It's pretty much the same as in all other competitions, whoever judges can't win, everyone else is free to try.


You underestimate my power...

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raigeki
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YES!!! i am always wanting a fail prize!!

i am trying to take the dishonorable mention on the art section but i am not fond on drawing.

thank you ubertuna(or should we say VOLDETUNA!LoL)

Estel
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Ode to how cool zophia is

Okay, only I can do an ode to Zoph! U PHAIL BAIBAI
Gantic
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Is It Right If You Don't Enter?

Is it right if You don't enter
In this Night on this December,
If it's Your Name the People hear?
If in this Game of jestly cheer?

Is it right if You don't enter?
In this Fight You are the Center.
If it is You who's known as Yazz?
If it is true You's not a Spazz?

Is it right if You don't enter?
Is denying us Your Splendour?
If in this Time You're Queen of Arts?
If in this Rhyme You're seen in Parts?

Is it right if You don't enter?
In this Light You are the Center.
Is Mazzelhness to shy away?
Does razzle-less define her Way?

In this Night on this December,
Is it right if You don't enter?
Is this to be, You newest Mod?
If it is She, the Mazzelh God?

ubertuna
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U PHAIL BAIBAI


It's taking all of my will and strength not to post "NO U!"
ManUtd4life096
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ZOPHIA, THE FARTING LADY

Zophia farted.
But besides stopping, she ate more beans to end what she started.
The world cried from the stink.
But Zophia just yelled "My farts are pink!"
The smell rose,
From Connecticut to New Mexico.
People were dying,
But Zophia yellled "Oh, stop your crying"
And with that, she farted once more,
and killed more people with a stink that could fry smores.
She yelled with delight, it felt oh so good!
But then the people came up with a plan and they stood-
up to her, they screamed
"Here, have more beans!"
And Zophia ate and ate, and farted and farted,
until nothing was left of her, except a retarded-
brain.

BY MANUTD4LIFE096

ManUtd4life096
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*Sigh* My ideas always seem better on paper. It was still funny though. =p

Zophia
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O.< X.x @ ManUtd4life096's.

I actually really like Gantic's, mainly for the fact that he remembered Yazz.

jalex13
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wat about mine zophia?!?!?!? i worked very hard. *exagerated tone on very*

Zophia
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I already said 'good job' about yours. :P
I like the rhymes you used~

ubertuna
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I think I know who's gonna get the fail prize -.-

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