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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

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Posted September 3, '08 9:47pm UTC

Ok, guys this is my list, it is in my about but thought it was funny so I wanted to share it. DO NOT copy it. If you do I will get one of my mod freinds(of which I have none)to take it away from you.

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to &quotut your two cents in".. but it's only a &quotenny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and &quotanties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Does the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
---------------------------------------------------------- What color would a Smurf turn if it was being choked? (thanks for that one drakokirby)
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Why was humpty dumpty sitting on a wall? (thanks cyclooephin)

Ok, guys this is my list, it is in my about but thought it was funny so I wanted to share it. DO NOT copy it. If you do I will get one of my mod freinds(of which I have none)to take it away from you.\r\n\r\nCan you cry under water?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n     How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nOnce you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy does a round pizza come in a square box?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  What disease did cured ham actually have? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nHow is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nIf a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n   Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.   \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n  Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nIf the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?   \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n \r\nIf corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Does the  Alphabet song  and\r\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star   \r\n  have the same tune?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy did you just try singing the two songs above? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?\r\n---------------------------------------------------------- What color would a Smurf turn if it was being choked? (thanks for that one drakokirby)\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nWhy was humpty dumpty sitting on a wall?  (thanks cyclooephin)

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DragonMistress

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Posted September 6, '08 5:49pm UTC

Why are Native Americans called Indians if they are from America?

When Christopher Columbus landed in America, he thought he landed in India. That was his original plan. Therefore, the people he met here, he dubbed Indians.

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ballistic33

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Nomad

Posted September 6, '08 6:32pm UTC

I lolled at all of those. My favorite one was the one saying, "Why did you just sing those two songs?"

And you guys didn't know that about Indians?

Here's one, "If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?" <- I didn't make that up.

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 6, '08 6:34pm UTC

hrm.........DM You a pretty smart person. lol

Wait, seriously?
Because apparently they list the same things...

So that means you doubt my honesty? Well thanks then.

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d0m1nated14

716 posts

Farmer

Posted September 6, '08 6:36pm UTC

When Christopher Columbus landed in America, he thought he landed in India. That was his original plan. Therefore, the people he met here, he dubbed Indians.

Thank you for answering my question.

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ballistic33

50 posts

Nomad

Posted September 6, '08 6:37pm UTC

this is HILARIOUS, "If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped buttered toast to a cats back and dropped it?"

skater kid, I've seen those in many places too. Cool your jets, they're still funny.

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armor_warrior

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Peasant

Posted September 9, '08 9:23pm UTC

Skater anyone can put this on their profile because you don't own it

I said it was mine becuse it is mine on THIS site. People are just going to copy them if I didnt say that.

How is it yours on this site, the first person to post the bunny thing didn't make it but posted it so you have no right to say that nobody can take it since it's not yours. The ones that where made by you are yours and you can say not to post those but if you never made them then you can't.

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SomeKidSoDealWithIt

118 posts

Nomad

Posted September 9, '08 10:22pm UTC

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

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ManUtd4life096

1,359 posts

Farmer

Posted September 9, '08 10:23pm UTC

Armor, stop arguing and just enjoy them. A few of these are listed in my Student planner. Here's one:

"A sphere is a really pointless shape"

=D
And you guys really didn't know why they were called Indians??? Seriously?? I learned that in 2nd grade!

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Catch22

2 posts

Nomad

Posted September 9, '08 10:24pm UTC

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

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SomeKidSoDealWithIt

118 posts

Nomad

Posted September 9, '08 10:26pm UTC

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?

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Catch22

2 posts

Nomad

Posted September 9, '08 10:28pm UTC

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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ManUtd4life096

1,359 posts

Farmer

Posted September 9, '08 10:29pm UTC

If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered animal, you shoot the animal and throw away the plant. That way, nobody knows about it.

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PequenoRey

104 posts

Nomad

Posted September 10, '08 12:56am UTC

why did you make this gay forum?

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 13, '08 12:29pm UTC

Ok, as for every one saying it aint mine, well yeah...it is. It makes eevery one laugh and ecery tihng. i didn't know these were on some web page. i dont want people copyin them becuse it wouldnt be funny anymore, they would be every were. If you dont like this then dont read, just leave.

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jahsonx

328 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '08 12:43pm UTC

Here's mine...

"If a worm dies, does it get infested with worms, too?"

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