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skater_kid_who_pwns

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Blacksmith

Posted September 3, '08 9:47pm UTC

Ok, guys this is my list, it is in my about but thought it was funny so I wanted to share it. DO NOT copy it. If you do I will get one of my mod freinds(of which I have none)to take it away from you.

Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to &quotut your two cents in".. but it's only a &quotenny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and &quotanties" plural?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Does the Alphabet song and
Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
---------------------------------------------------------- What color would a Smurf turn if it was being choked? (thanks for that one drakokirby)
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Why was humpty dumpty sitting on a wall? (thanks cyclooephin)

Ok, guys this is my list, it is in my about but thought it was funny so I wanted to share it. DO NOT copy it. If you do I will get one of my mod freinds(of which I have none)to take it away from you.\r\n\r\nCan you cry under water?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n     How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nOnce you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy does a round pizza come in a square box?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  What disease did cured ham actually have? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nHow is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nIf a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?  \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n   Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.   \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n  Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool Lane?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nIf the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?   \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n \r\nIf corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n  Does the  Alphabet song  and\r\nTwinkle, Twinkle Little Star   \r\n  have the same tune?    \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy did you just try singing the two songs above? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nWhy do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when it's in your butt? \r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window?\r\n---------------------------------------------------------- What color would a Smurf turn if it was being choked? (thanks for that one drakokirby)\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nWhy was humpty dumpty sitting on a wall?  (thanks cyclooephin)

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bbyers9113

283 posts

Nomad

Posted September 3, '08 10:06pm UTC

you should add these two...

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How come you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but not just whelmed?

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jdoggparty

5,859 posts

Nomad

Posted September 3, '08 10:10pm UTC

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

haha lol, that is my favorite one.

Why is "bra" singular and &quotanties" plural?

that is hilarious too!

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firetail_madness

20,540 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 3, '08 10:51pm UTC

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

I just love that one!

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d0m1nated14

716 posts

Farmer

Posted September 3, '08 10:54pm UTC

LOL I also like the ones mentioned by jdoggparty.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

I also like this one, lol.

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Myth12

49 posts

Nomad

Posted September 5, '08 9:40pm UTC

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If he were to fix the boat on day one then we wouldnt have a classic comedy about a bunch of people stranded on an island now would we?

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Moegreche

3,825 posts

Duke

Posted September 5, '08 9:45pm UTC

Skater, this is not "your list" as I have found this exact list here:
http://madfishwillies.mu.nu/archives/196414.php
It's fine if you want to post things to be funny, but don't play them off as your original ideas.

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armor_warrior

1,121 posts

Peasant

Posted September 5, '08 10:22pm UTC

wow that website called me a lot of bad names(now a lot of people are gonna copy that list)

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Alguzara

519 posts

Nomad

Posted September 6, '08 5:24am UTC

Skater, this is not "your list" as I have found this exact list here:
http://madfishwillies.mu.nu/archives/196414.php
It's fine if you want to post things to be funny, but don't play them off as your original ideas.

Busted!!
Haha,dont lie next time.

But still...It made me laugh.

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JustLacrosse21

248 posts

Nomad

Posted September 6, '08 3:58pm UTC

hahaha.... those r great.... i lmaoed at the pizza one.... dont ask me how but i did

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madgamer131

671 posts

Nomad

Posted September 6, '08 5:38pm UTC

here's one...

If silent letters are silent, whats the point of them?

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skater_kid_who_pwns

4,371 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 6, '08 5:40pm UTC

Wait moe....What are you talking about? If someone else has them then imm sorry. ok? How was I suppose to know. And i made alot of stuff on there from my head, as well as a chain mail I got of about 10 of those. I said it was mine becuse it is mine on THIS site. People are just going to copy them if I didnt say that.

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firetail_madness

20,540 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 6, '08 5:43pm UTC

To make the words look cooler.

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firetail_madness

20,540 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 6, '08 5:46pm UTC

Wait moe....What are you talking about? If someone else has them then imm sorry. ok? How was I suppose to know. And i made alot of stuff on there from my head, as well as a chain mail I got of about 10 of those. I said it was mine becuse it is mine on THIS site. People are just going to copy them if I didnt say that.

Wait, seriously?

Because apparently they list the same things...

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d0m1nated14

716 posts

Farmer

Posted September 6, '08 5:46pm UTC

Well one question I would like to know the answer to...:

Why are Native Americans called Indians if they are from America?

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firetail_madness

20,540 posts

Blacksmith

Posted September 6, '08 5:48pm UTC

Why are Native Americans called Indians if they are from America?

Because they were named after Indiana Jones.

lol, I don't know...

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