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TheWarTank33
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UH OH!
WEEK TWO OF RQOTW!
Here's this week's situation:

After a series of wierd alien attacks, u are the last human being on Earth. There are 3 amazing things about the attacks:

1. Every building and item on Earth is undamaged.

2. The attacks occured 13 seconds after a crazy scientist invented a machine that will clone people.

3. There are two Aliens on Earth that missed their ship and their ship is never coming back 4 them. Did I mention the aliens want to kill u?...If not then the aliens want to kill u.

What would u do? (there are no choices for this question unlike last week, so feel free to make up whatever u want!)

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felix60
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Im getting a tank and explode their head! WouhoU!

Ricador
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Wow. Get a helicopter, find the sorry aliens, and sucker missile them lol.

Or i would just show them what Chocolate is and they would be so overwhelmed with joy they would lose there hostility.

TheWarTank33
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Or i would just show them what Chocolate is and they would be so overwhelmed with joy they would lose there hostility.

lol that's funny and creative.

masta_cheef
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Get my xbox and all the games I'd ever want, get weapons and then barricade myself inside of a military base

Pazx
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well they'd be emos if they were stuck here so i'd, A. befriend them with sweet foods and video games or B.say oh well and break into a friends house to play WoW or BfW

Demonarian23
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I'm going to suicide

ManUtd4life096
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Wait, they invented a cloning machine? Then I'd clone myself, and then clone my clones, and then go and teach the Aliens how to play goalkeeper in soccer and then my clones would play against each other. =D

bigbrain
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If all the items wrer undamaged,so are the weapons.I kill the aliens with them and clone myself.When cloning,you only get a baby form of what you cloned,so that way we can continue the life on Earth!YAY!I'm smart!

armor_warrior
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Grab a machine gun,get in a tank,shoot them from far away with the gun, and then go closer to them and BOOM! and if their are any left then just take out my pocket knife and eat some butter there bye making the aliens realize that we have burritos and can kill them with our HOT SAUCE LAZER!

Serenade_Shotgun
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I would probaly write a will. =P

TigerXY
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Clone myself and send them on hunting the aliens...
and the rest time i will burn some cities ^^

Serenade_Shotgun
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You guys have some nice imagination there. =)

I'd just save all my loved ones. Nothing to extreme...
Yet. =D

mckenna_c111
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i wood clone my self 500,000 times than have them kill the aliens (and then i wood clone i boy and repopulate)

thingthingfreak
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I would go to the president's office and I would press the red button to finally find out what it does. Then I would rob the millatary base, and get a light machine gun, a 50cal. sniper and a desert eagle. Then i would clone myself 1,000 times, so there would be 1,000 of me. Then we would all go alien hunting!

TheWarTank33
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this is what the_manta said:
i go to the costume shop, and buy an alien costume. bi then tell the aliens i am the god of outer space, and tell them to clone themselves 1,000,000,000,062 times. i show them all the technology we have and force them all to build a spaceship, and we all continue to travel the galaxy, destroying all in our paths and taking over any planet we see. except pluto. pluto's a nerd planet.

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