by now most of you guys no how this works, I post an unlikely situation. Then you guys place yourselves in that situation and simply say what you would do(and why).
Here's this week's question/situation:
A new species of horses has been found. It is 5 times the size of normal horses, is wild, crazy, attacks anyone/thing in sight, has no need for sleep, water, or food, and REALLY likes purple hats. These horses are only found in the continents of Asia, North America, Asia, South America, Asia, Europe, Asia, Australia, Asia, Africa, and of course, Asia. If the surrounded your house for one month and refused to leave for some reason, and your favorite TV show is taking a break and isn't coming on for a month, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
IMPORTANT ITEMS THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE:
5 purple hats 2 pink hats 39 grey hats a can opener a plastic knife a rock album from the 80s a piano a car in your living room (you don't have a garage so where else are you going to put it?) a lamp shade but no lamp.
RULES: 1. you can't drive away in your car and get away safely. 2. you can't run over the horses with your car.
I'd dance around the living room wearing nothing but the lamp shade on my head while blasting the 80s album, honking the car horn, banging on the piano, and stabbing the walls with the plastic knife. When the police come to arrest me for disturbing the peace, I'll pelt them with the hats. Hopefully they'll send me to an insane asylum where the horses can't get me.
i would distract the horses with the pink and purple hats, then suffercate them with the grey hats and open a can of chili and pour it on them, then cut them with a plastic knife and put a lampshade inside one of them. Then i would shove a piano in another one, and drive to mcdonalds to eat something and listen to music on the way
distract it with the purple hats, and slice that beast up with that can opener (its the old fashioned blade type because you did not specify(and if not, could always dismantle it/sharpen))
put all the stuff on top of each other, then climb up and to 2 and a half backflips off. thats right 2 1/2 which means you break your neck and die.
nah, I'd put all the hats in the car boot with the boot open, then set it on auto drive in circles so it will leave hats all over the place thus distracting the horses while I play getaway music on the piano (it's possible). then I grab the record, put the lampshade on my head, throw the knife at a horse and then grab the can opener and go into a canopener and 80's record frensy. when the car drives past I jump in and get away from the either injuered or distracted horses.
Or the simple way, make a giant saddle and ride a horse away!
I would throw the hat's out the window so that all the horses go to that side of the house, then take the can opener and drive out the other side. then i would just keep driving untill i arrive at someplace kool. why the can opener? that's for me to know and you to not find out, lol. from darck
i'd cover the car in purple,and pink hats, nad turn on the rock music in the car, then id push the car out hte door, nad while all the horses are amused, id escape.
I would crank up the eightys music as loud as possible, and bang on the piano. then when the nieghbors came to complain about the racket, the I would throw the purple hats out the window, and on to my nieghbors heads. the horses would get so distracted, they would run after the purple hats, see the nieghbors, and then start to attack and eat the nieghbors. While they were distracted, I would drive away in my car naked. then the police would arrest me for being naked, so I would then cut my self with the plastic knife. then they would take me to the hospital, and I would be safe and would be able to watch TV in the hospital.
I would crank up the eightys music as loud as possible, and bang on the piano. then when the nieghbors came to complain about the racket, the I would throw the purple hats out the window, and on to my nieghbors heads. the horses would get so distracted, they would run after the purple hats, see the nieghbors, and then start to attack and eat the nieghbors. While they were distracted, I would drive away in my car naked. then the police would arrest me for being naked, so I would then cut my self with the plastic knife. then they would take me to the hospital, and I would be safe and would be able to watch TV in the hospital.
