by now most of you guys no how this works, I post an unlikely situation. Then you guys place yourselves in that situation and simply say what you would do(and why).
Here's this week's question/situation:
A new species of horses has been found. It is 5 times the size of normal horses, is wild, crazy, attacks anyone/thing in sight, has no need for sleep, water, or food, and REALLY likes purple hats. These horses are only found in the continents of Asia, North America, Asia, South America, Asia, Europe, Asia, Australia, Asia, Africa, and of course, Asia. If the surrounded your house for one month and refused to leave for some reason, and your favorite TV show is taking a break and isn't coming on for a month, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
IMPORTANT ITEMS THAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR HOUSE:
5 purple hats 2 pink hats 39 grey hats a can opener a plastic knife a rock album from the 80s a piano a car in your living room (you don't have a garage so where else are you going to put it?) a lamp shade but no lamp.
RULES: 1. you can't drive away in your car and get away safely. 2. you can't run over the horses with your car.
it seems like there is only one possible solution cut holes in the lamshade so i can see but it still keeps my identity hidden from the horses put it on and crank the album inside of my car so they cant tell wats going on put all the purple hats in the piano and roll it off the roof into the backyard while they are distracted begin burning all but one pink hat as my house crumbles in the flames and the horses are spooked a bit make my escape to the airport where i wear the pink hat and use it to sneak onto a flight (i say that im a pimp and my hoe is trying to run off with my money) ((if that fails threaten with canopener)) and make my escape to antarctica because there are no horses there
it seems like there is only one possible solution cut holes in the lamshade so i can see but it still keeps my identity hidden from the horses put it on and crank the album inside of my car so they cant tell wats going on put all the purple hats in the piano and roll it off the roof into the backyard while they are distracted begin burning all but one pink hat as my house crumbles in the flames and the horses are spooked a bit make my escape to the airport where i wear the pink hat and use it to sneak onto a flight (i say that im a pimp and my hoe is trying to run off with my money) ((if that fails threaten with canopener)) and make my escape to antarctica because there are no horses there
option 1. i would put the lampshade on my head and run outside thrashing the plastic knife wildly while playing annoying wedding music on the piano option 2. i would stop watching that tv show and go on the internet
I would put the purple hats on top of the car, securing them with the super glue (or some similar sticky substance, I'm sure we could come up with something...... ew.) Then I would play the rock album in order to drive them wild with distraction, secure the gas peddle, and let the car roar off on its own into the wild blue yonder. The horses would, of course, all chase after it, because of the purple hats. Then I would go to the nearest arms dealer, by a nuke, and eliminate all life on the planet.
I would eat and read for a month until they left Dye the pink and gray hats purple And give the hats to the horses at the end of the month to thank them for not killing me.
Put on my magical cowboy hat which I keep in the fridge/underwear draw, then with super cowboy powers I ride one to a vet, I say "This is an endangered species and must not be harmed!" then I grab all the needles, syringes and cats I can find and try to kill that one horse. then I have roast horse for dinner. Problem solved AND I got dinner out of it...
