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I'd high five the aliens and we'd play some halo. Original halo, cause it's the best. And they will have 4 player co-op mod and we will be happy.

First off, I would pwn one with a crowbar.
Then one approaches me and says "We come in peace"
After this event I say "hey since you guys are so peaceful,can I have 20 bucks??"
They say "sure", give me 20 bucks, and leave.

The end

I would say "Hello, weird creatures, how the ... didn't whe discover you in the past?"

I have no idea.
maybe i'd come to one, poke it, and say
"i poked you, MUAHHAHAHAHAHA"
and then we'd all be happy.
and weird, because it would fit the thread

I would kill them all and then i'D rule the earth

give them a PS2 and 'destroy all humans' with a vr helmet. they think they've destroyed the world-we outsmart them. then we can put them in the LHC an watch as they scream and disintergrate and...well...die. (8o)<-< ::::<{==#]-

I would try to find the female aliens, and have hot steamy alien sex with them, and when I'm done, I'll brag to everybody, and say, "How many of you can truthfully say that you banged an alien?"

uhh....if aliens ruled the earth then we'd be dead!

Lige...could you even do that? i dont want to know what goes on inside your head.

fair point dunker. wheres doctor who when you need him?

Lige...could you even do that?

would evacuate the city were the alien is at,then i would use a nuclear
bomb to kill him

I would pay my taxes, to be sure.

I would ask them for a dome filled with air, and move to mars.

i would just sneeze and theyd leave.

I'm gonna kick their a**. If we are wise to get rid of them.