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TheWarTank33
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It's that glorious time of the week again! The day we all know and love! (you say: IT'S FRIDAY!) YEP! IT'S FRIDAY WHICH MEANS A NEW RQOTW!

Here's this week's randoom situation/question:

Due to Global warming, the oceans are rising, lowlands are flooding, etc... Recently a boat filled with many radioactive materials was struck by a whale. The boat sank, the materials spilled into the ocean, and all of the sea creatures rapidly evolved into ridiculously inteligent creatures. All of the creatures want to take over the world and put an end to life on land. They are immune to oil and gasoline. They also know how to fight better than Chuck Norris, Jet Lee, and Jackie Chan combined. *Uh Oh*
You and 3,000 other people get together on mount everest to escape the floods and creatures...you are the only survivors.
What do you do?

Supplies:
about 100 AK-47s
4 tanks
a submarine
food for three months
water for four months
7 wrecked ships
a lot of tools
12,000 gallons of gasoline
an old samurai sword
a bible
a can of tennis balls.

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razzmonk
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take the AK-47's, can of tennis balls, and old Samaria sword for self protection and use the submarine and tanks to get away. We don't hurt the penguins though!!
Yeah you used my idea sort of! ^_^

MagiX
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throw a bible at one of the creatures' face. (nothing makes you more mad than a book to the face)^.^

TheWarTank33
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nothing makes you more mad than a book to the face

that's so true...especially when it has 1,500+ pages lol.

Zophia
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So... Is Everest the only dry land left?
If it isn't... Then it's trying to get to the other dry places, preferably somewhere were food can be produced... Using the weapons to keep the sea creatures at bay, I guess. Peace is not negotiable?

TheWarTank33
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Any place that is currently 15,000+ ft. above sea level is "dry land".

about the peace, well they want to rule the world...If you think you're good enough to negotiate peace with the 'hitlers of the sea' then go ahead! :P

Pazx
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hitlers of the sea

*smirks*

um... I'd egt even more nuclear waste and throw it on 'em to make 'em even more mutated - too mutated to do anything. then I'd grab an AK-47 out from under my hat and shoot *points* that man away with a rat-a-tat-tat but then I'd run outa bullets and I'd run away and the evil sea creatures come to save the day (song reference~!)!

well, actually, when I ran away that was to grab all the weapons... now to be called wea-pwns... and for no reason, pour all the gasoline out onto the camp where everyone is and then light it on fire, killing everyone but me... also killing a heck of a lot of sea critters...
paperxcrip
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That would never happen, because man-made global warming is a hoax.

Lige
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Roll a Phatty joint, and just ride it out.

paperxcrip
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Roll a Phatty joint, and just ride it out.

-slaps upside head for drug abuse-
Lige
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hey man... I don't need that hatred... you're just like.. intolerant... you know?

paperxcrip
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hey man... I don't need that hatred... you're just like.. intolerant... you know?

I'm not intolerant; I'm a non-believer of using substances that worsen function.
xD
Lige
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well you shouldn't hate on people who do believe in using those substances.

Craze77
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Id jump into the water!!! Lige, you do drugs?

dragonman4994
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I would build a fortress and allow non of the animals in and kill all that approach.

Lige
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Lige, you do drugs?


maybe I do, maybe I don't. what's it to you?
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