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You timetravel back to the past and get eaten by a dinosaur

I wish I could turn invisible and then turn visible again when I wanted to.

My wish is to corrupt your wish.

I wish for a talking robot that will do my every command.

One infuriated somebody breaks into your house, hypnotizes you and convinces you into having your robot slice and dice you.

I wish I had a quagga.

Granted, but you lose your precious quagga.


I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00

Granted, but the inflation becomes so high that a hundred quintillion dollars isn't of any use.

I wish for 10,000 tons of gold.

The gold is accidentally delivered to you on your head. It crushes you to death.

I wish for potato chips.

Granted, but the producer intoxicates them with poison, be careful!


I wish for the Motorola Droid!

Granted, but its AMOLED screen breaks as you drop it as soon as you get it.

I wish I could eat ice-cream again. (Haven't had one in over five years...)

You do get ice cream but when you taste it, to your horror it is Japanese octopus flavored ice cream!



I wish the person below me would eat octopus and squid flavored ice cream.

Granted But you have to eat it too and now we both have the runs





I wish i could visit Japan.

You do, but the craziness kills you.

I wish I wasn't nearsighted.

Granted, but now you have hypermetropia. (Though, honestly I wish you weren't myopic).

I wish I had the Cullinan Diamond. (Largest diamond ever 3106.75 carats). (O_o)

u drop it & have ta pay 4 it :}{:

i wish my 2 dogs would behave better :}{:

granted, but then they behave more badly than before.

i wish i can read, write and spell every language.

your brain overloads

i wish for this