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Granted. You get it but the cyborg goes rampant and is destroyed. Later you're arrested.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

Granted, but the chocolate cake you receive also has grounded cockroach in it.

I wish for a light crux (no not lightcrux, a light crux).

Lol, granted. But the crux is so bright it almost blinds the whole world.

I wish I had a Dune buggy.

Granted, but there's no fuel along with it.

I wish I had a working Davy Crockett (the portable nuclear rifle, not the man).

The davy crockett is hit by a purple lightning bolt and grows 4 mechanical legs, crawls up to you and kills you!

I wish I had my own video game.

You do get one, but it is universally panned in reviews and is a commercial failure.

I wish I knew why the username of the person above me is TapTankHero.

The thought drives you crazy and kills you.

I wish I had a tree in my garden.

you got a tree on your garden on you

i wish for a transformer

Your transformer transforms into..

NOTHING!

And it dematerializes completely!

I wish for a can of CO2.

The can of CO2 springs a leak and causes global warming and the earth burns into nothing.

I wish for nothing

You get nothing, but nothing is indeed something.

I wish for a tank filled with mercury.

I would give it to you but the tank is too heavy.

I wish for a gas mixture of 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen with traces of water vapor, carbon dioxide, argon that fill up the remaining percentage.

Granted, but your gas mixture (you didn't specify what is to contain it), scatters all over the place like err... gas.

I wish for another Earth.

Granted and as greedy as we humans are half the world population is relocated to the other Earth. Now, both the Earth's have an acute shortage of all resources.

I wish I could go back in time by one year.

Granted, but you tamper with spacetime continuum to the extent that when you return to the present, the world is a nuclear disaster zone.

I wish I would know what would happen if you right below me, corrupted my wish.