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Granted, but your banned from AG forever. And you trade 1,000,000,000 dollars for AP. HAHA. (jk)


I wish for a chocolate cupcake that is delicious, good for you, non-poisonous, and only edible by me.

Granted but the cupcake explodes

I wish for an xbox360 that wont explode or get red ring of death

granted. it gets the black screen of death instead.

i wish dragons wouldn't die. (and go right ahead and kill me to grant it)

ok then. you get eaten and the dragons get trapped in a gorge forever

i wish for some edible non-spoiled cheese that wouldnt explode, melt, or be stolen

Granted, but when you eat the cheese you get food poisoning.

I wish for some high quality shoes.

granted but they are stolen so you getarsted go prison an drop the soap
i wish for an irken voot cruiser

granted. gir has to drive it however.

i wish for some fun video games to play.

Granted, but the ship is possessed by an irken which is hell-bent on DESTRUCTION OF ALL HUMANS!

I wish I knew what to wish for, oh well...
I wish to solve world hunger, resulting in world peace!

sorry sonicheroes95...
Granted, but the games are EXTREMELY violent and after 20 hours of straight playing, your head explodes.

I wish I knew what to wish for, oh well...
I wish to solve world hunger, resulting in world peace!

wish granted but the militairy corporations come and kill you for loss of profits
i wish for an exorcism to get rid of the witch possessing my ship

granted, but the exorcist charges you a huge sum, which could only be payed by giving him your ship.
I wish for a-taco!

granted but he kicks your a s s
i wish for the insane amount of money to pay the exorcist so i can keep my voot cruiser

granted, but you got the money from a loan-shark, and the only way to pay him back is with the ship... again. Back to square 1, lol.

I wish for a stick!

granted you impale yourself on the stick
i wish the loan shark went into witness protection so he could never collect the voot cruiser

granted, but I come back as a zombie and eat your brains!
I wish for DBLACKSTAR to get his voot cruiser back.