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granted but when i get it back i gun you down
i wish for diplomatic immunity

Granted, but you die. Yea, I know, that's unoriginal. I had nothing else to say so shut up.

I wish that I used a creative corruption above instead of what I wrote.

Granted, but it turns out you accidentally wrote the "Killer Joke" as the new post and died laughing.
I wish someone could translate the following sentence:

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

granted It's supposed to sound German, but it's just gibberish.
Sorry to disappoint you.
i wish that i didn't die before

Granted, You die now!
I wish I could wish for extra wishes.

granted non of them come true
i wish i was immortal

Granted, but now you can't escape boredom.

I wish I had a lot of really weird dreams.

granted they cause you to go insane
i wish for a sammich

Granted, but it's 3 years old.

I wish I could control the Force.

Granted, but Emperor Palpatine uses his force lightning on you and you fry horribly.
I wish for pants!

Granted. They're pink.

I wish I could kill 2 stones with one bird like Chuck Norris.

Granted, but with your Chuck Norris powers you are a God on the Internet and everybody wants to see you. They stalk you and you are never alone.

I wish for WORLD PEACE.

Granted, but since you destroyed the world's weapons, you are defenseless against that coming alien invasion...

I wish people didn't hate me.

Granted, but people love you so much they tape themselves onto you.


i wish i had an orange that is not rotten

Granted, but the orange is actually the Really Annoying Orange. And he IS really annoying.

I wish for a free iPad that works perfectly.