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Granted, but the car runs on racoon intestines and you get mauled every time you try to fill it up.

I wish for a giant turkey, made out of gummy bears.

Granted, but the gummy bears come alive and eat YOU!

I wish for a pot of dragon blood.

granted. i find you and basically slice and dice you with a sword.

i wish idiots would stop hurting dragons for no ****ed reason.

granted. a logic bomb earses you from existence, making it to where you never made that wish.

Dragonslayers can kill eachother, if they really need something to kill.

anyway, i wish for a chaos emerald that sonic, shadow, silver, rouge, knuckles, eggman, or tails won't go after me for.

nope. it lets me do this. CHAOS CONTROL! *Freezes time*

*Time unfreeze and i'm 10 ft away*

i wish you'd actually make a wish.

Granted, but you'll be incenerated by the wrath of some crazed man with a flamethrower completely ruining you day, then he posts a rather extensive wish while you're suffering from third degree burns.

I wish that i had absolute control over everything the internet had to offer and would continue to offer so that i can censor everything on it making it a one man kingdom for me and me alone.

granted. now if only you was alive.

i wish i was a dragon.

granted. you get mobbed by rabid fangirls after yo play a single note.

i wish that stupidity was gone.

Granted. But that wish was stupid...

I wish to be a 1337

granted. you max out at 1000 however, and go over and explode.

i wish for harder wishes.

Granted. That's what she said... er... wished.

I wish to own a camel.

granted, but when your camel is delivered you find out ebay lied to you and it's only a 2" figurine

granted. Jetcord bursts into flames and kills you, before he explodes and gets earsed from existence.

I ****ING WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP ACTING LIKE COMPLETE *******ES TO DRAGONS!

granted, but all the dragons in the world perish at the hands of a mighty golden retriever.

I wish i'd remember to wish.

wish granted but you already witched so doesint work.
i wish that i had WOW