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Granted, but you become extremely obese

I wish I

*had super jumping capabilities

Granted, but you hit the ceiling and die.

I wish people would finish their posts before clicking "submit".

Granted. What a pointless wish.

I wish I had a puppy named Ramirez.

Granted, but your puppy has rabies, comes after you, bites you, and you die.

I wish people wouldn't tell me my wish was pointless.

Granted. That was a GREAT wish

I wish for a parrot

Granted, but your parrot talks way too much and annoys you to death.

I wish people would stick to the rules and remember to corrupt my wish.

Granted. But I will not corrupt to corrupt that wish

I wish for 1,000,000 dollars.

Granted, but you are immediately teleported to a place where there is no currency.

I wish for contentment.

But you watch it so much your eyeballs go BOOOOOOOM!!!

I wish i had a million more wishes.

granted, but your restricted to only wishing for more wishes.

I wish I would learn useless facts about bio-engineering and quantom mechanics

granted, but you get bored to death. TWICE.

i wish to fall off a cliff.

granted but the cliff is only 2" tall and made out of snow, completely ruining any attempt of injury.

I wish that people made better wishes

granted, but the wishes are so good, they escape corruption thus ruining the point of this game. (thanks) and also, you fell into my trap. my whole point was not to die, so i was hoping you would corrupt my wish so i wouldn't get hurt, and you did. HA!

i wish for a full, full hippo.

granted. you lose the bet.

i wish i knew why i know of the past, and what it looks like.