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Oh, forgot to wish. I wish for a washing machine

Granted, you get a bathtub.

I wish for a trash can.

Granted, you get a can, straight out of the dumpster.

I wish for a Coke.

granted but its from icyindias trash can

i wish i was awesome

Granted, but everyone else is more awesome.

I wish I had a notebook that someone else wrote in.

Granted, but the writing is invisible

I wish i had a rusty horseshoe.

granted, but it's not lucky O.o, and its stainless steel

I wish i talked in BOLD

granted, but you got your wish from a genie so you write backwards as well

I wish i had jeans that couldn't get grass stains.

granted, but they're neon green

i wish no one will comment under me

granted. have fun being dead-last.

i wish for neji to not know gentle fist. (it's a naruto thing)

granted, he forget it, and learned how to produce a nuke with his bare hands.

I wish for the power to control gravity.

Granted, but the learning curve is so steep you accidentally fling yourself into space.

I wish for the perfect contrast of blue and green on my awesomeness machine.

Granted but perfection + awesomeness = killer robots

I wish for leet drawing skills.

granted. they're leet in the fact you fail epically.

i wish to know how to fly.

Granted, but pilot school puts your family in a debt you never fully recover from.

I wish I didn't have to drink, eat, or breath to survive.