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Granted, but you feel the starving pain from not eating, breathing, and drinking.

i wish i had a lamborghini gallardo.

granted but you were going too fast and it crashed and got totaled

I wish i had an indestructable 2011 Audi R8 Twin Turbo that can never die, and never get totalled and i have enough money for it and it will never run out of gas or anything bad ever happen to it. haha try and corrupt this wish.

granted but the factory forgot to install the tires and engine.

i wish i had a lead box that was indestructible. beat this!!

granted, but you lost it and cant find it

i wish i had assassins creed brotherhood

granted, but you didn't look at the title and instead got assasins creed sisterhood :P

i wish i had the powers of god.

but you forgot to capitalize God and he smited you.

i wish my dad would go away. >.>

granted, but he divorces your mom, leaving you in a life of hobo-ing lol

i wish that, hmmmm... i had a role playing game on armor games that people think is awesome and is much cooler than D&D, and that it never gets old, i never get stabbe by a cyclopes, soul taking from dummjed, the magical sea creature, or be turned to stone by medusa

granted, but the game crashes randomly and is lost forever in the tunnels of the internet.

i wish i had eternal life.

Granted, but you must live your eternal life while being tortured and starved and all that junk.
I wish I had a window.

granted, but one day a hurricane comes and the window shatters in front of your face.

i wish i had box filled with air that i cannot lose.

Granted. It is merged with your butt and you can no longer sit down comfortably.

I wish newspapers came in blue instead of black.

Granted. The newspaper is completely blue and is unreadable. Yay!

I wish for poo on a stick.

granted, but it falls off, on your shoes

i wish i was cool

You become so cool, you freeze and your nose falls off.

I wish I had a pair of mittens.

granted, but they're a size to small

i wish i was epic (and not a epic fail)