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I don't know what ag3 is but it turns out to suck

I wish i hadn't fallen off the cliff and that i would keep my infinite power

Granted, but you fall again

I wish for 'hello kitty'

Granted, but "Hello Dog", angered by your choice, just barks at you for all eternity.

I wish for some olive oil.

Granted, but you accidentally use so much on whatever you were using it for that you explode.

I wish for today to be yesterday.

Granted but the space and time corriculam breaks and sucks you in it killing you.

I wish for a day to be longer

Granted, it lasts forever (lol).

I wish for a camera.

Granted, you get a broken camera.

I wish for a bigger room.

Granted, it's so big you get lost in it. Literally.

I wish for a halo.

Granted, the halo breaks!

I wish for an eternal life.

Granted, you get tired of it eventually.

I wish for a newspaper.

Granted but the newspaper has no letters at all so you get bored of the empty pages and you throw it

I wish for something that can harm me and obeys completely to me

Granted, you get a lethal robot. However, it's in pieces, and assmebling it is DIY style. And it has at least 1,000,000 million parts.

I wish for no more stupid wishes.

Granted, there are no stupid wishes. Only stupider wishes.

I wish for awesomeness.

Granted, you see a firework burst right before your eyes (at about a one inch-distance).

I wish for an "x" to be in the phrase "ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid".

Granted, it doesn't do anything good or bad for humanity.

I wish for an ASDF person.