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granted, you become purple steak that is currently digesting

i wish i had a long legal contract to provoke straight wishing and would no longer have a wish turned back on me like a giant hippo on my back rather than a monkey

GRanted, unfortuantly you get sued, due a loophole in article II section 2 paragraph 9 word 330.

"No."



I wish me and graham are would keep playing forum games.
Cuz were like following each other.

wish granted but only for this post because i'm going to bed it's 11:33 :P

i wish that flying pancakes would take over the world only to be stopped by the rebellion, lead by me, by eating them all

Granted. But the pancakes were made by me and it's as hard as cement blocks. You're now known as Gummy Graham McCracker.

I wish I could shop all I want for a week.

Granted, Michael Jackson finds you in the store thoug hand kidnaps you.

I wish for such a powerful bomb that it will kill everything but me.

Granted Kipdon. You're all alone hopefully satiated with your destructive behaviour....unfortunately Michael Jackson survived(shielded by my dead body and rendered indestructible due to numerous plastic surgeries) and decided to start repopulate the earth

with you.

Wish to extend my shopping spree to one month.

all stores go out of business

i wish i was a pro tennis player

@ pennimore, I'm untouchable, when MJ tryed to mess me, my shield vaporized him.

also, granted, but you trip and break every bone in your body.

I wish for MJ to be

and die!

MJ becomes a super mod and finds the fountain of life
I wish I can get a Xbox360

granted, but you must buy it to me for a million dollars so you can have it =P


I wish I was *again* gold king!

YOU GAWTS RUSTED

I wish for a Mother

You were made by two fathers.


I wish to be a joey in a kangaroo's pouch.

Granted Zachattack. You're a cute joey not in a kangaroo but in Michael Jackson's pouch. Ouch!

Wish for the best and fastest computer in the world.

You get a fatal virus the next day

I wish I got pudding

it's to thick for your mouth and you choke on it.

nothing at all