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granted, but a naked guy covered in mud jumps into the flour and starts rolling in it.

i wish for a Assault Rifle

Granted, but it's seen so much use that it is beyond repair.

I wish for a four again (no, not for flour).

Granted, but a t-rex comes out of a time warp and eats the four.

I wish for a t-rex.

Granted, it steps on you and kills you.

I wish for a bar of gold.

The bar is launched through your head at the speed of light.
I wish I/0.

Granted, but you spontaneously combust. No one can figure out why.

I wish for a giant pinapple.

Granted, it falls on you and kills you.

I wish I could divide a number by zero.

Granted but eventually you have to use a calculator again.
I wish i had a unlimited supply of guns

Granted, but someone stole a few of the guns and you're not sure if you should try to get them back.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, the world will never taste pork meat again!

I wish for a jacket.

Granted but there wings break.
I wish [b]I could fly

Ninja post! Anyway, I will still corrupt your wish by saying you get hit by an aeroplane.

I wish for a jacket.

Stop ninjaring me. Anyway your jacket rubs your skin off.
I wish i had x ray vision

*WISH GRANTED* just don't look at your family... or friends... or teachers... or anything, really.

I wish i had some more cheez-its.

Granted, but you become super obese and die.

I wish I had fifty beanie caps.