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Granted, but you contract involve the loss of your home, your family slaughtered and all your money taken away from you.

I wish for a mute button that can shut people up in reality.

Granted. You accidentally mute yourself, and then it breaks.

I wish I was a Canadian.

Granted, but you die of boredom. (I'm Canadian! :P)

I wish I wasn't Canadian!

Granted, but you're an American.
I wish I was the moon.

granted. but you get shot by the eclipse cannon.

i wish madara would of died on the night the kyuubi attacked.

granted but his gost haunts you i wish America would rule the world(i know evreybody would want democracy but i know not evryone wants America)

granted, but then the world would be one big continent.

I wish Justin Bieber's voice would change.

granted but it becomes gayer and more annoying
I wish for some tacos

granted, but it leaves a horrible aftertaste (and a burning mouth).

I wish all chairs are replaced with couches.

Granted, but an annoying person stalks you and keeps sitting with you. Everywhere.

I wish for a pet.

Granted,Your pet is an ant you accidently step on.

I wish for 10$

Granted, but 10$ becomes worthless.
I wish for a table.

Granted,But you have no chairs

I wish for a bottle cap

Granted, but the bottle cap gets smushed.

I wish for a year's worth of food.

Granted, you get an anthill (a year's worth of food... for an ant eater...).

I wish for a four.