The wish company mistook what you wished for and thought you said nine jams skillets. They didn't know what the heck that was so they denied your wish.
I wish Hannah Montana didn't become such a jerk. I'm gonna miss Jackson, Lilly and Oliver because that dope's a quitter.
Granted, you get a stone tied to your nexk and a rocky, rugged cliff to fall off (you wanted someone to corrupt an already corrupt wish, right? There you go, the original wish is supposed to be unknown, the first corruption is the stone and noose and the second corruption - my corruption - was the cliff to fall off. Thought that was going to be hard and/or confusing? Come on, child's play.)
Granted, but (as I've corrupted another identical wish in the past) the one you get is so old that it dies no longer than minutes after you receiving it.