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Granted it questions its existence and kills you

I wish for a new computer charger

granted,it glitches when you put it into the computer, and the computer and computer-charger break.

i wish for a foot

granted, but you get run over by a car, and your foot is smashed.

I wish for a sniper rifle

Granted, but (as I believe I've corrupted another one) it's seen so much use it is now beyond repair.

I wish for 2020 to start tomorrow.

granted, but you accidentally go into a time machine that goes back to 2012, and you get crushed by the Empire State building.

i wish for a future post full of nothing bad.

Granted, but it's not this post, or a post in this thread, or in Armor Games in general, or a post you will ever see, for that matter, since it will be published after the 21st century is over.

I wish for a can that can box.

you get ti but it beats you to death

i wish for a blue cat that can shoot laser out of his eyes

Granted, but it shoots a laser beam at you. Then another. Then another...

I wish for happiness.

granted,but you get so happy you turn into a happy guy (a gay guy).

i wish for world peace

Granted, but it lasts for one second.

I wish for a movie.

Granted, but it is like The Ring and a dead person crawls out of the tv and eats you.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's past its expiration date... for a few years.

I wish for a brown wall.

Your brown wall is destroyed by a giant boulder.

I wish for unlimited money

Granted but it is made out of feces.

Sorry, I wish for an ITouch.