I'm going to corrupt this pet-wish in the same way I corrupted the previous ones: Granted, but the one you get is so old, that it dies not long after your receiving it. Say, in about 1 minute.
How's that supposed to corrupt my wish? I would still have a desktop with programmes, regardless of the fact that there is no internet, since all of them could need no connection to the internet to run.
Granted, but she nags the whole time, wants you for your money (even if you don't have much), doesn't truly love you and sees other people while dating with you. She's also not good looking or intelligent. I could go on with a lot of other stuff, but you get the picture (unfortunately).
I wish I hadn't made a spelling error in my first post in page 384 of this thread.
Granted, but he comes back to life (I'm sorry, but I just don't know who "Jedward" is, guessing he's some character from some game/movie/series/comic books/something else).
I wish for an "x" to be in "ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid" (I know I've wished for that one in the past, but, given I was not satisfied with the previous corruption, I would really like a different one).