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you get it but you get aids

i wish for a taser

I guess

you get it but you get aids

Granted, but it screeches and explodes your ears whenever you speak into it.
I wish for a piece of chocolate.

Granted, but a sort of poison has been injected to it before your consuming it.

I wish for a drawer.

Granted, but its rotted and its falling apart.

I wish for cake.

Granted, but it's of a colour you resent.

I wish for an empty drawer.

Granted, but instead of empty, it has a black hole that MAKES it empty, and you get sucked in.

I wish for a robot that will help me with my home work and was accident-proof.

Granted, but it actually is so obedient, that when a passer - by asks it to kill you, it does (they just happened to bear a grudge against you).

I wish for Madagascar to be 50 miles closer to the equator than it is now.

Granted, but its burned

I wish for a sword

Granted, but it's plastic.

I wish for a button.

granted, but it blows up
I wish for a gun that can kill people.

All these wishes for guns! I'll go with what I always go, slightly altered: Granted, but it's seen so much use it is now beyond repair, and can only kill people with you smashing its handle on them.

I wish for a sudoku puzzle.

Granted, but its ashes now.

Oops sorry
I wish that this thread would stop.

granted,but i make another one just like it and all the comments come back.

i wish for an xbox