You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted you were stabbed to death before it kicked in.I wish for a cup.
granted . it fall on ur head and u dont know why u got it and u broke iti wish for a girlfriend
Granted but she dumps you.I wish i wasn't so mad.
Granted, but now you are depressed.I wish I had a beluga whale.
granted. But you cant get mad anymore and you ssuicde i wish i become immortal
you become immortal, but you get depressed after seeing all your freinds die and no longer get the point of life.i wish for a hippo made out of pillows!
granted. he falls on you and you cant breathi wish i could create a zombie virus
wish granted but your zombies are cute and fluffy.I wish i had a microphone!
Granted... but your microphone put cuss words in at random places.I wish for something beautiful to me. ex) beautiful women
Granted. They all die a few minutes later.I wish for some duct tape. (Don't ask why)
Sure thing, but your friends decide to use it to stick you to a wall.I wish for no lag from my computer when I play Exit Path and other online games.
Well, u have no ballz so no.I wanna pony
Granted it tramples you to death.I wish for more duct tape!
Granted, but this time your "friends" cover the areas of your body they previously left uncovered.I wish I could speak another language.
wish granted, but it is Latin and no one speaks it anymorei wish my pillow hippo would get off me so i could breath
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