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Granted but he beats you up.

I wish my magic hobo wouldn't beat me up.

granted. But you get crazy of him and suicide

i wish for cookies

The cookies taste terrible.
I wish I had a magic hobo.

you get one. but it uses it's magical powers to fly away and comes back but then beats you up.



i wish that mcdonalds would intoduce a mcheartattack burger, that is made of solid fat+grease

Granted, however, you purchase said burger without realizing it then you die.

I wish that I could get to sleep.

granted,but you sleep so long that when you wake up your 84 years old!

i wish for a piece of cardboard

Granted, but you accidentally set it on fire.

I wish I had a half-ton of thermite.

you get it, but a random house fire starts up and your thermite catches and you die.




i wish that if i closed my eyes i would be invisible!

Granted but, whil you cross the street you sneeze and a car runs over you

I wish for free admissions to every movie theater in the world

sure, but the only movies that they play are barbie movies



i wish that i could sneeze with my eyes open.

Granted, but your friends have to pay a higher price.

I wish that time would flow backwards for one second every ten days.

granted you see a clock flow backward every ten days (you didn't think it would be the actual space time continuum did you?)

I wish for skills

ok, but when time flows backward you lose all memory of the past 10 days



i wish i knew what the greater price was.

I you learn it and then your mind blows up from how mind blowing it is and you die

I wish i can beat chuck norris

you beat chuck norris, but it was on;y in your dream and you wake up to his fist embedded in your skull for dreaming such stupid things.



i wish i could get a robotic head replacement