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You become the most intelligent being, unfortunately the Genie missheard you and made you the most intelligent insect!

I wish I had a Nickel for everytime I've had my feet trodden on.

You get a nickel but not a coin you die from being crushed.

I wish my toenails were made of granite.

You are now a grotesque gargoyle that falls and breaks into hundreds of pieces as you hit the ground.

I wish blue was red and red was blue.

Granted. Ur armatar is all messed up. The ocean looks like blood and blood looks like ocean.

I wish my brother had 42 ears in his belly button.

Granted, that seems bad enough.

I wish that I could cook.

granted, you now know how to make slightly burnt hotdogs and extra dark toasted bread.

I wish I had a nickel for every post I make

Granted, but everyone else get's a nickel for every post they make, causing spammers to be the richest people in the world.

I wish for a wish that's rhymes with a fish.

Okay... You get a fish.

I wish for one dollar.

Granted, you are teleported to a desert island that only has one sand dollar on it.

I wish this thread did not exist.

granted but then you are struck by boredum and jump out the window just for excitment

I wish I was like Master Chief and Dumbo COMBINED!

Granted, but you are captured and forced into exhibition in a freak show.

I wish my laptop was here already.

Granted. Unfortunatly for you, some assembly required. More like all assembly. And it was missing a screen.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted the cookie is the most delicious- OH **** IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
The cookie eats you.

I wish for a pet dragon.

Wow thats easy the dragon eats you

I wish for a fish a really big fish thatis dead and tastes like cotton candy

Granted but you catch a horrible disease from eating rotten meat, Leaving you paralyzed from the neck down, well you know what they say, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger, unless you end up a paralyzed, though.


I wish a wish for an easily destroyable El Camino that explodes as It is being shipped to me house