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but then the army finds out and sends a squad of fighters with heat seeking missles to attack you from the FRONT now you're dead

i wish that pluto was a planet again

i blow up pluto.

i wish for a lapdance from a stripper

Granted, but it's in San Francisco...

I wish a day was longer.

Granted. November 12th 2093 will last exactly 24 hours and one second.

I wish I had a cow. A tiny cow. Made of cheese. That eats shurikens.

Done! But it puked and shot the shurikens back up at you.

I wish I had the last breath of air.

Granted. The cow grows mold.

I wish to die.
Try to corrupt that!

Granted. Too bad it smelled like rotten eggs.

I wish for a orange. That was purple. With eyes. That tasted like chicken.

Granted. owever, you remember that you're allergic to oranges, and die. So Sad

I wish for a cardboard box. Filled with bricks. And 1 match.

You have a match that cannot be lit, ever, end the box falls on your toe and hurts you extremely badly.

I wish for the time-traveling phone booth from Bill$Ted's Excellent adventure.

You get the phone booth from Dr Who

I wish for a bed to sleep in at night. (I'm homeless)

(The one from Dr.Who is better....)

How do you use the computer if you are homeless? Seems to me you should budget your money better.

Anyway, the bed is so lumpy you can never sleep in it.

I wish for some French Fries.

The french fries gave you AIDS!

I wish for nothing.

You get something

I wish for a Jew to save me from my financial problems (Family Guy reference, don't flame)

the jew turns out to be jack black, who is in fact jewish

i wish for a leprachaun!

And when the leprechaun comes, he steals all your money and puts it in his far away pot of gold at the other side of a rainbow.

I wish for my very own magical beautiful pony! just kidding... me wants a pet dragon that does W/E I want him to!