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you wake up the next morning... OOON MARRRRRS.

i wish for a nice sandwich.

granted but its extra nice to you in a alley-way
*winknudgewinkwinknudgenudgenudge*

sry i didnt wish

i wish for a sandwich that taste good.

Granted, But the sandwich comes to life and eats you!

I wish for a second wish =/

Granted, but your second wish will not come true.

I wish for a laptop.

GRANTED, but you spill tea on your laptop and it electrocutes you.

I wish that the whole universe was mine.

Granted but i own YOU so techniccally its mine.

I wish for a cellphone

Granted, but 1 samurai sees your sword and duels you, except you can't win because your sword is harmless. :P

I wish for my contact to stop being blurry.

Granted but it dries up, you're out of solution, and that was your last contact for months.

I wish for my dog to stop barking.

granted but now he howls.

i wish that facebook dies.

granted but mark zuckerberg[ or whatever his name is ] builds a facebook store in every town

I wish to become a shadow wolf

Granted, but you get killed by a shadow hunter

I wish that this thread never dies.

Granted, but everything must die eventually. So not granted...?

I wish for corn syrup.

You'll get corn on the cob and like it...

I wish for... unlimited wishes... and for my first one, I want world peace... no wait, a monkey!

Granted, but you waste your wishes and somehow all you get out of them are three giant 'um's stamped on your face.
I wish for a Rainbow Dash action figure!!